sábado, 6 de febrero de 2021

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The Most Stupid Bank Robber Ever?

Source: Sky.com

The man walked into a Chicago bank and handed a teller a note that read: "Be Quick Be Quit (quiet). Give your cash or I'll shoot." He was handed about $400 but mistakenly left half the note, written on his October payslip, behind

Couple has garage sale, but it wasn't their stuff!

Source: winknews.com

A Cape Coral "house sitter" is accused of holding a garage sale and selling off the things she was supposed to be watching! The "house sitter" even told the city she was having the sale.

Cyclist reports drive-by flashing

Source: SunHerald.com

Police arrested a 48-year-old repeat sex offender Saturday after he allegedly exposed himself to a woman and then was found with sexually explicit material in his car.

Man Calls Police To Report Theft Of Money He Stole

Source: wftv.com

John Opperman-Green robbed a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. When he left the store, he tried to get a ride with some men he didn't know. They robbed him of the money he had stolen and that's when he called police.

PowerPoint Leads Officer to Arrest

Source: SunHerald.com

A car chase Thursday that ended with a suspected serial burglar's arrest began with a simple PowerPoint presentation and one perceptive police officer, authorities said.

Karate School Robbery Leaves Thief Hospitalized

Source: Yahoo! News

A feckless stick-up man chose the wrong target when he was beaten and hospitalized in an attempted robbery of a karate school in Bucaramanga in northwestern Colombia, police said.

Teen defends PS3 with sword

Source: Guardian Unlimited

I don't own one, but sure, it makes sense. A Florida teenager has seen off two burglars with his samurai sword after the hapless crooks went after the family PS3.