KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

Testing, Testing.

Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:52 AM EST

Testing.

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The Lord Maketh Man

Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:00 PM EDT

By Raat ki Raani (Clipped by Robbie Lawrence)

The Lord maketh man, in the Garden of Eden. Then wondered, "What's missing, for this here Adam?" After casting about, looking for a suitable pearl, He kept innovating, and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and slender,

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arts, satire, man, woman, adam, eve, hot-chicks

Ruapehu Eruption Summary

Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:34 AM EDT

As promised, a summary of the Mt Ruapehu eruption on the 25th September 2007.

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Breaking: Mt Ruapehu Blows Again!

Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:47 AM EDT

At around 8:20pm NZST today, Mt Ruapehu erupted. Mt Ruapehu is the largest active volcano in New Zealand. A 22 year old Auckland teacher had his leg crushed by a 'huge' rock from the eruption and suffered from hypothermia. He was in a shelter 700 metres from the crater lake.

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Stop Whoring Newsvine and Get Over Yourselves.

Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:05 AM EDT

Yeah, yeah. We all know liberals like @!$%#ing about righties trying to censor everything and righties complaining about the over-population of lefties lurking the depths of the internets and trying to jump out and stab them at every turn.

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Most of London's Subway Shuts Down

Mon Sep 3, 2007 7:57 PM EDT

By Associated Press (Clipped by Robbie Lawrence)

Most of London's sprawling transport network shut down Tuesday after maintenance workers walked off the job, arousing commuter anger and drawing warnings the strike will inconvenience millions of Britons.

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britain, transit, strike, world-news

Right, Sod This. I'm outta here.

Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:46 AM EDT

Without going into the sobby wobby bull@!$%# details, I'm deleting my life from the internet and since Newsvine really isn't working right now for me and WAS part of my life (until the bloody thing packed up), it's going too.

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Condoms, Please.

Thu May 31, 2007 5:54 AM EDT

Yeah, I'm back. Finally. And now all I feel like doing is having a short rant. About... condoms.

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sex, condoms, rant, bored, hate-life, hate-people, hate-children, hate, hitler, extermination

To Al Gore:

Thu Feb 1, 2007 10:42 PM EST

This weather – seriously doing my head in. The fans are blowing out hot air, the cold taps are pumping out warm town water, there's a national drought in my back-yard and it's making me extremely short tempered. So in short, Mr Al,

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Merry Christmas from the Future!

Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:30 AM EST

Well it just ticked over onto the day when the fat man gets fatter (don't worry, kids -- I left him a banana and cranberry juice for good measure :]). So with nearly a year in all your great company, I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!!

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As promised...

Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:03 AM EST

My articles seem to be nothing short of waste and hardly to do with news and information, but that'll come. For now though, I wish to carry out a promise made to Lauhal for slacking off. Enter furry crabs.

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I do love you, Ansab.

Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:20 AM EDT

I just saw some of these photos flash up on a screen-saver from my trip to D.C. last year. I apologise that some are blurred. I like the ones that flick through him eating =D

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ansab, pandas, love

For Ansab!

Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:23 AM EDT

Clicky! I couldn't help it -- You've probably seen it already but it's really quite cute. (I would have put this as a seed but it's late and I can't be bothered finding the add seed button when the 'Write An Article' button is so readily available...)

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