Yeah, I See Alot of Movies.

Humboldt County - SXSW Premiere

To be honest, up until an hour before I saw this movie, I had assumed we were going to see a documentary about pot growers - and was not looking forward to it.

Continue reading this entry ...

Then She Found Me - SXSW Premiere

It is funny, that you can have a movie with an Oscar winner and so many well known actors and come out thinking that you just watched such a small movie.

Continue reading this entry ...

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay - World Premiere

Obviously, based on the line spilling around the block and the number of seats being held in reserve this movie is popular here at SXSW. The stars of the movie are here and the crowd is bustling with excitment.

Continue reading this entry ...

Movie Review: In the Land of Women

This movie, now probably long gone from the theaters and the Top 20, was not bad. Not at all. But don't look at the poster or any promotional material for this movie and expect to find a young love story. Because you won't rally find that here.

Continue reading this entry ...

Movie Review: The Ex

Hmmmm, not quite sure what they were going for in this movie, but where ever it was, they didn't get there. I'm going to guess that a lot of people had a bunch of free time on there hands and decided to spend a weekend making a movie.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: Spider-Man 3

This is a hard review to write, because I'm not really sure how much I enjoyed the film. Especially after Spider-Man 2, which for me, is arguably the best comic book movie ever. But they did so many things wrong in this movie.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: The Condemned

Look, I can't in good conscience sit here and tell you the 'The Condemned' is any sort of quality cinema. And looking at the box office numbers, the rest of the country seems to feel the same way.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: Vacancy

It seems to me that the producers of this movie got together and said, "OK, we have enough money to make a 2 hour horror movie here, or we can get a couple of 'name' actors and drop it to 1:25. Thoughts?"

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: Disturbia

So this is 'Rear Window' for a new generation I guess. Well, no I won't demean it by comparing it to Hitchcock's classic, there's no way it could stand up to that and to try and compare it would make it look worse than it is.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: Shooter

Mark Wahlberg can put out an entertaining movie from time to time and this one is no exception. Bonus points for being partially set in my hometown of Philly.

Continue reading this entry ...

Grindhouse

You know, news reports would have you believe that this movie was a failure and did not live up to the studios expectations. While it may not have, they needed to take a closer look at what they were offering up here and realize that they landed pretty much where they deserved.

Continue reading this entry ...

Pathfinder

How long was this movie sitting on the shelf before they decided to release it. I started seeing previews for this film in the Spring of 2006 for a Summer release and now they finally release it months, almost a year, later.

Continue reading this entry ...

300

Is it May already? 300 is a movie that in any year could be a summer staple film, being used as a launching point for the summer movie season.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: The Hills Have Eyes 2

Just saw this film last night and I'll try and review the contents of the movie without regard for the three bastards sitting in the back row chatting the entire time.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: Suffering Man's Charity - Premiere

This was an… extreme film to say the least. Graphic in its use of language and violence and extreme in its performances, this film was quite an experience.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: Diggers - Premiere

This is an enjoyable film. Lean, tight, not a lot of fluff. It has a direction and stays with it till the end.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: Knocked Up - The Premiere

This will probably go down as the best movie appearing at SXSW this year, and the most popular.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: Flakes - World Premiere

Flakes was a movie I was looking forward to seeing at SXSW.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: The Lookout - SXSW and World Premiere

My first movie premiere and my first trip to SXSW all in one. Quite exciting.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined (The Return): Apocalypto

If you are trying to do something different as a director, I can definitely get behind that. If you feel that what you need to do in your film requires you to use a language that 99.9% of the world has never been exposed to, then more power to you.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: Miami Vice

I realise that this movie review is going on a month old at this point, but I figure I should put it up just for th archive. Ehh.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: The Descent

The Descent is easily the scariest movie of the year.

Continue reading this entry ...

Motion Defined: You, Me and Dupree

Now that it is alleged that Owen Wilson has broken up Kate Hudson's marriage, I guess it's time to actually post a review for this movie. It's not bad, and actually better than I thought, but not great.

Continue reading this entry ...

Is This the 'News' that Newsvine Wanted

Now I could be completely wrong here, and I realize that Newsvine is a 'News' site, but I'm surprised at the lack of user generated content on the site.

Continue reading this entry ...

Security Theater?

I would never suggest that airports don't need a high level of security. But at this point I'm ready to say that they need a new act.

Continue reading this entry ...

Latest Comments

Profile

Stephen Collins

Articles Posted: 42
Links Seeded: 22
Member Since: 11/2005Last Seen: 3/04/2012

Movie reviewer wanna-be from West Norriton, Pennsylvania. Lives with his beautiful wife and small zoo, consisting of cats, a dog, a turtle and fish.

Recommendations

Books

  • Cell By Stephen King
  • The Earth is Flat by Thomas Freidman
  • Marley and Me by John Grogan

Blogs

Movies

  • The Devil Wears Prada
  • An Inconvenient Truth
  • Superman Returns

Stephen Collins's Feeds

Subscribe to Stephen Collins's content using the feeds below. Use RSS for your newsreader and JSS to insert onto your own blog:
  • Articles
  • Seeds