"There is water at the bottom of the ocean..."

Teenage 'Gothic' grave robber sentenced in Vermont

Those darn "Gothics!" They're always wanting to turn someone's skull into a "bong" for smoking "marihuana." (Not sure where the bowtie fits in.)

School plan favored by Ohio Republican Gubernatorial candidate called 'gimmick'

Former Bush Administration Secretary of Education Rod Paige's analysis of the "65 percent solution" is here.

Justices overrule Bush on Gitmo military tribunals

I wonder if he has some kind of "signing statement" which allows him to ignore the Supreme Court?

Opinion: Flag burning amendment is 'trivializing' the Bill of Rights

Jonathan Alter, Newsweek columnist says in a searingly-worded column,any member of Congress who supports amending the Bill of Rights for the first time in the history of this country for a nonproblem like flag burning is showing serious disrespect for our Constitution and for the …

Baghdad state of emergency declared after gunfight; 'Last throes' continue

The fighting is right outside the Green Zone, but Cheney is throwing out his "last throes" garbage again, and the FBI is doing a great job in distracting the media with the capture of a bunch of inept terrorist-wannabes who were in "the planning stages." I'm in the planning stag …

Americans have fewer friends, researchers say

I thought this was going to be a political story about how we've limited our national relationships with other nations, narrowed our circle of allies, and kept more of our consel to ourselves -- which actually is what this article says, come to think of it...

Just Say No! -- to suicide bombing?

Remember how we won the War on Drugs with those fried egg ads? Well, now we're going to win the War on Terror with some new ads filled with cool special effects! Awesome!

New claim of Iraq WMD 'stockpiles' refers to decrepit pre-1991 stocks

I'm picturing Iraqi forces launching a chemical attack by releasing the contents of hundreds of cans of Pledge and Lysol in the desert. "Mushroom clouds?" Don't worry: Lysol kills all kinds of molds and fungus!

Boca Raton Police bust bordello and wealthy patrons

It's amazing the excuses these guys come up with: mistaken identity, I was in New York at the time, my wallet was stolen. So original. And so lame, considering that the cops watched from outside, ran license plates, pulled up driver license photos and matched faces with photos.

Thermostat Wars: Resolving a marital conflict

I foresee a trilogy: "Remote Control Wars" next, followed by the finale, "Clean the Catbox Wars." Then, of course, "Divorce Court."

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