Kina:
Turns out coke is pretty good.

overdose pls

So, they're releasing a new Face Pack for CK2 at the same time they're releasing the new expansion.

And they decided to do South Indians. I'm genuinely mad.

Sonmi:
So, they're releasing a new Face Pack for CK2 at the same time they're releasing the new expansion.

And they decided to do South Indians. I'm genuinely mad.

This is why you should play good games.

Reminder, having a kitten is not good for your legs.

No need to have a orgasm over my legs, is your scratch mark fetish getting this terrible?

Lets GO Patriots

>fly back into the country
>land in miami international airport
>while going through customs gf is pulled aside
>is detained for reasons not told
>I'm trying to figure out why she's detained
>can't find out because official doesn't know English
>ask 6+ officials for help and none of them speak enough English to tell me why my gf is being detained
>one just keeps thinking I'm asking for how to get to luggage claim
>gf is released 90 minutes later still with no explanation in English
>almost miss our flight because apparently no official in Miami International Airport speaks English

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>get Mail
>Its a bill for 0 Euro.

Well, okay then.

Getting a cat in the coming month, sister is fed up with our rabbit... we're probably going to have it slaughtered, and eat it.

Also, had an erotic dream last night, I need a way to release my sexual frustrations ASAP...

EDIT: Workload at the work got doubled too, that's stressing me out... and signing up for night classes at Uni for the next semester. Stress up the woozah lads.

I do, man, I do.

Problem is, I don't want to get too involved with any of the possibilities offered to me before being sure of which one I really want to be with, I'd feel like a dick doing so, so now I'm stuck in a three way dilemma. I need to make up my mind soon, planning to make the decision this week.

I'd be paying around 1k per semester for three night classes, planning to do a Bachelor's in history while keeping my job at the lab.

Sonmi:
Getting a cat in the coming month, sister is fed up with our rabbit... we're probably going to have it slaughtered, and eat it.

That's harsh.. what did it do to you? Also, what kind of cat?

Sonmi:
Also, had an erotic dream last night, I need a way to release my sexual frustrations ASAP...

Hey I had one of those a couple nights ago. I made out with Gillian Anderson.. I gotta get back there

OT: I just took the GRE. I think I did well enough to get into grad school :D

>order something
>It does not arrive
>Postal service claims I was not at home(I was)
>They delivered it to my 'neighbours'.
>Delivered it to number 210 instead of 244(where I live)
>Its a whole different building.

Fuck this shit, man.

Faaip:

Sonmi:
Getting a cat in the coming month, sister is fed up with our rabbit... we're probably going to have it slaughtered, and eat it.

That's harsh.. what did it do to you? Also, what kind of cat?

Kept me awake several times, stresses me out by spazzing out from time to time, once triggered a severe allergic attack in a girl I had brought home. Also, it bit my back when I let it outside to frolic on the couch. It's generally an asshole, a fat, fluffy, delicious asshole.

The cat probably won't be a specific breed, we'll just get a random kitten.

Faaip:
Hey I had one of those a couple nights ago. I made out with Gillian Anderson.. I gotta get back there

OT: I just took the GRE. I think I did well enough to get into grad school :D

Congrats man! (Both for landing Gillian in your dreams, and acing the GRE)

OT: Invited belgiaqt for a movie on Friday... will try, I don't know, making things clear.

http://venturebeat.com/2016/01/18/minecraft-porn/

goodbye earth

Hey, wait a moment!
We'd promised we'd all do a GT cult mass suicide someday, you aint cheating your way out of it are you?

I don't remember that but it sounds like a great idea. Ready when everyone else is!

TensePsychopath:
http://venturebeat.com/2016/01/18/minecraft-porn/

goodbye earth

This was probably the first sexual experience of potentially thousands of children... why didn't anyone think of the children!?

OT: Got a haircut yesterday, it's quite nice, but I regret losing my hair as isolation for the cold, my ears have rarely been this frozen.

TensePsychopath:
http://venturebeat.com/2016/01/18/minecraft-porn/

goodbye earth

So how long was it between thinking "wtf who looks up this shit?" and "ok lets see what this is all about"

>want to go back to EU4 for shits and giggles
>all the expansions would cost me 110 CAN
>still haven't gotten all of the CK2 cheevos I promised myself I would get
>new CK2 expansion released in two weeks anyways

Life is pain. I don't want to have to make a decision.

Je suis un ananas.

>Always wanted to try out the humble bundle
>Could never get bloody paypall to work.
>Finally get it too work.
>Buy the Jan. Bundle.
>Xcom - enemy unknown alone is worth it.

But Civ4/5 and pirates where a bit of waste, seeing as I already owned them and all.
Fuck everything requiring a CC.

>movie night at my place
>belgiaqt shows up
>that night, she starts ranting for an hour at politically correct people
>"multiculturalism is an exchange ffs, if I want to wear a bindi or get dreads, I should sure as hell be able to!"

Why is she so perfect. ;___;

Holy shitfuck guys, the sun came out today, our sins have have been forgiven, the gods have granted us the privilege of sunlight once again.

Sonmi:

Why is she so perfect. ;___;

Duuuude if she's the one then you gotta go for it!

The most important question for people from belgium is, is she from Wallonia or the Flemish part of Belgium?

Sonmi:
>movie night at my place
>belgiaqt shows up
>that night, she starts ranting for an hour at politically correct people
>"multiculturalism is an exchange ffs, if I want to wear a bindi or get dreads, I should sure as hell be able to!"

Why is she so perfect. ;___;

You marry her! you marry her right now!

rederoinn:
The most important question for people from belgium is, is she from Wallonia or the Flemish part of Belgium?

She's Walloon.

Faaip:
Duuuude if she's the one then you gotta go for it!

TensePsychopath:
You marry her! you marry her right now!

I'm trying guys. ;___;

Also, work is being a pain in the ass, they just doubled the workload because the time to ask for grants just started, got a mountain of paperwork to go through and to top it off, we're nearing the deadline to send a candidature for the Nobel prize in Medicine.

I want off, I want to go back to school already.

>Order 30kg of catgrind
>Order 15kg of cat food
>It arrives
>They won't deliver it to my aperment 'because its too heavy'.
>I rush to get dressed
>Have to pick it from the entrance
>30kg is too heavy for them, but they expect me to get to it to my apermanent.
>Up a godamn flight of stairs.

aaand, that is the last I use that postal service, good thing the company I ordered it has other options.

>30kg
>heavy

I didn't know yurop was full of lightweight namby pamby boys

I know 'Muricans are used to heavy lifting because they have to carry around a ton of food whenever they go shopping, but here in Europa we eat a lot less, thus we don't need to buy enough food to feed a family of blue whales every single week.

And its nearly half my body weight and shit.

To be fair, you need food if you want to grow into powerful muscle men like people of the new continent.

I never leave the house without two boxes of instant tendies and a 4L of iced tea, else I might be underfed while doing the groceries.

>yuros don't know the feeling of driving 80 miles or "130 Kill-O-Meters" just to get to the next general store in order to buy a 20lb tub of lard with 40 chicken breasts
>yuros don't know how dangerous it is to die of starvation in that drive alone

I bet your women don't even have curves

My stormtrooper armor came today :D