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I am going on a World Tour to study how I can reduce my wasteful expenditure!
The world is not full of assholes. But they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day!
The longest 5 seconds in anyone's life is waiting to press the "Skip Ad" button on YouTube!
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain... and most do!
I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience...
The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some them choked on it!
If I offended anyone with my comments, I assure you that was purely my intention!
Bad decisions make good stories. No wonder people find me so entertaining!
My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future!
Quotes
He who neither drinks, nor smokes, nor dances; He who preaches and even occasionally practices piety, temperance and celibacy, is generally a saint, or a mahatma or more likely a humbug but he certainly won't make a leader or for that matter a good soldier.
Trivia
Although a human brain is only 2% of the body mass, it burns 20% of calories daily.
Graffiti
Perfect time is previous minute minus one.