| Boy: I am in love with you totally. Girl: Tu totla! Tela baap totla! |
| She: I Like Guys With High Standards. Me: Mera Baap Mujhe LV Ki Belt Se Marta Hai! |
| Distant relatives are like: Na Jaan Na pehchaan; But I'll judge you, Like your Abba-Jaan! |
| A Prayer: May God break the front teeth of those who secretly plot evil against you, so that you may know your enemies by their crooked smiles! |
| Now I've stopped ironing my clothes. I have less pressing concerns! |
| Interviewer: What is your favourite novel? Marwari: The Subtle Art of not giving a buck! |
| My cat was just sick on the carpet. I really don't think it's feline well! |
| October is the scariest month. It's when you put away your summer clothes and wonder if they will ever fit again! |
| I need to re-home a dog. It's a small Terrier and tends to bark a lot. If you're interested, let me know and I'll jump over next door's fence and get it for you! |
| Foreign: Voyeurism. India: Mujh Ko Piya Ne Dekh Liya Haaye Re Dhokhe Se! |