| Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to... . . . . . . . . go away now! |
| I wish I can replace my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less! |
| Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. They just don't work! |
| Pro Tip: If a girl asks you whether you like dogs or not, she is interested in you! |
| As people use emojis more and more, I feel I've come full circle to when I was a boy and we communicated with hieroglyphics! |
| If you want to learn about the character of a person, invite him to drinks and have at least 3 different valued liquors. If he selects the costliest and then drinks like fish, you have your answer. |
| Yeh Agar Season Change Na Hote, Toh Doctor Toh Bichhare Bhukke Mar Jaate! |
| Why did the doctor get mad? Because he was losing his patience! |
| What do I like most about my job? Lunch breaks and leaving! |
| Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass! |