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Girl: Breakup hurts the most.
Boy: Kabhi Exam Mein Paper Likhte Waqt Time Kam Padne Ka Gham Hua Hai! -
Boy: I love you. Please give me a kiss.
Girl: Dun Kaan Ke Peeche.
Boy: OK! Dukaan Ke Peeche Milte Hain! -
Girlfriend: I want a job where I can start at the top.
Boyfriend: Then you can start with 'Grave Digging'! -
Difference between boys and girls:
Boy: Stuck in traffic.
Friend: Tu Kaha Geya Tha Saale, Berozgaar?
Girl: Stuck in traffic.
Friend: Stay safe don't panic. Main Pahunchta Hun Vahan, Kuchh Na Kuchh Kar Ke! -
Boy: The alphabet has 21 letters right?
Girl: No there's 26
Boy: Oh yeah, I forgot u r a q t! -
A girl bought 10 pairs of clothes.
"Ye To 6 Months Bhi Nahi Chalenge."
A boy bought 4 t-shirts and 2 jeans.
"Bas Ab Agle Janam Mein Kapde Lunga!" -
Girl: Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Pass?
Boy: One Plus Five
Girl: Six... Ab Batao Kaun Sa Mobile Hai Tumhare Paas? -
Girl: I love Iron Man.
Boy (trying to impress her): Ghar Mein Sabke Kapde Mein hi Press Karta Hun! -
Girl: Why don't you go to a gym?
Boy: Why should I go?
Girl: Because when I put your name as password, it says password not strong enough! -
Boy: Would you like to go out with me?
Girl: No
Boy: Will you ever answer with yes?
Girl: Yes, I don't want to go with you!