| I don't hate you. I just don't like the fact that you exist! |
| I love the sound you make when you shut up! |
| Finally, I have figured out the reason that why I look so bad in photos. . . . . . . . . . It's my face! |
| You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly; but when I look at you, I feel lucky! |
| You can travel all over the earth just to find out that you are miserable everywhere! |
| I was taught to think before I act. So when I slap you, just know that I thoroughly thought about it first! |
| Girls call me ugly until they see my bank balance... . . . . . . now they call me - ugly and poor! |
| Don't feel bad if you feel ugly today because you've been . . . . . . . . . . always ugly! |
| Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better! |
| If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ! |