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Preeto: What is Experience?
Jeeto: The name most men give to their mistakes! -
Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times! -
Doctor: It's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet.
Jeeto: Can you suggest any good place where I can get good purple cupcakes? -
Preeto: Why are you so happy?
Jeeto: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"! -
Pappu: Mom, why we are not 'that smart' like computers?
Jeeto: Because computers listen to their mother board! -
Preeto: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Jeeto: I renamed the mail folder 'Instruction Manual'! -
Preeto: Do you know why men cheat or lie?
Jeeto: Yes, because they know, it is easier to get forgiveness than permission! -
Preeto: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Jeeto: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink! -
Preeto: Why do men fear marriage?
Jeeto: It's not because of the fear of tying himself to one woman, but the fear of separating from all others! -
Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!