| Toll-Booths are nothing but Bill-Gates! |
| A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stain-less steal! |
| Friends pay food-bills on a de-tu-de basis! |
| Cheeni Khane Ke Chakkar Mein Chinti Gud Mein Jaggery! |
| Popeye could also take good photographs. Because he was "Popeye DSLR man"! |
| Why it's called constipation instead of 'Gunah'! |
| A lady donated her earrings to a beggar. Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya! |
| If you take your bahu for a vacation in Bali, she will become Bahubali! |
| Who called him a gardener, and not Gulshan Grower? |
| Sometimes I wonder, why it is called 'Dahej' and not 'BahuMulya'! |