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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows! -
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate! -
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet! -
Why did the frog take the bus?
Because his car got toad! -
What happened when dad told a chemistry joke?
There was no reaction! -
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon! -
Do you know any jokes about Sodium?
Na! -
I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out.
I was like OMg! -
How often does one make chemistry jokes?
Periodically! -
What would everyone say when Ashish Nehra retires -
"End of A. Nehra!"