| After a long day on the course, an exasperated golfer turned to his caddie and said: "You must be the worst caddie in the world." "I don't think so", replied the caddie. "That would be too much of a coincidence." |
| The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf! |
| Years ago, when men cursed and beat the earth with sticks, it was called Witchcraft. Today, it's known as Golf! |
| Sports are mostly about people trying to stop each other from completing very simple tasks! |
| Britain has a professional stadium in the radius of every 5 miles, on the contrary, India has a professional temple in the radius of every 2 miles and we expect Olympics medals. We don't play to win but pray to win! |
| Sindhu Aur Sakshi Ko Medal Kitna 'Shobha De' Raha Hai! |
| Boxing lost... Hockey lost... Weightlifting lost... Olympics started in Ashada month. We Indians don't buy any gold/silver... if the Olympics was scheduled next month, things would have been different! |
| Sindhu shall surely win gold. Generally Indian women do not prefer Silver when the choice of Gold is available! |
| Olympic Team Kit Sponsors: Italian Squad: Georgio Armani US Squad: Nike Indian Squad: Shiv Naresh Phir Kehte Hain Ki Indian Team Medal Nahi Jeet Paati! |
| If you ever feel useless, just remember that there is a lifeguard at the swimming Olympics! |