| I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me! |
| It doesn't matter if it is a relationship, lifestyle or a job. If it doesn't make you happy let it go! |
| Work is the greatest thing in the World. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow! |
| Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time! |
| Don't take right decisions; Take decisions and make them right! |
| I love my job only when I'm on vacation! |
| Big Businesses worry about the unemployed - on their payroll! |
| Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 24! |