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When it comes to oral sex, being a woman sucks! -
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. -
Politicians are like sperm, one in a million turns out to be human being. -
Every dog has his day but the nights belong to pusses. -
I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy, it overflows. -
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere... but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt? -
Most of the guys have no trouble committing...
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adultery! -
Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless! -
Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot? -
Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants!