Left to fend for themselves, the so-named Harry and Sally, two cute little pugs, apparently feasted on their deceased owner for survival.

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A fate worse than death, or at least worse than incarceration...

Cat owners who think their cats control them now have some scientific confirmation: Animal vocalization experts have just identified a special manipulative purr that felines have evolved, in part, to get what they want from people.

I'm bored...whaddaya wanna do?

I know! Let's get into a knife fight over Michael Jackson's legacy.