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Innuendos You've Likely Never Heard ~ #1

News Type: Other — Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:06 AM EDT
entertainment, satire, poetry, in-your-end-ohs
By Vulgivagus Poeta

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If mouths traded places with butt-holes, let's say,
why, we'd all become such filthy yappers!
Cell phones would be miniature toilets we'd carry,
forever talking into our crappers!

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"I said it first and Google proves it" -- Vulgivagus Poeta, 2011

BTW...It's okay to laugh at stupid!

signed, the Micster

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