Like any benevolent disaster capitalist corporation, Monsanto extended a hand in a time of crisis to the 65 percent of the population that survives off of subsistence agriculture. But not just any hand was extended in this time of great need, rather: a fistful of seeds.

The UN has lost all credibility and many real victims now suffer.

The Associated Press ran a story today covering a visit by First Lady Michelle Obama to the disaster-stricken nation of Haiti. No doubt the Obama administration wants to help Haitians in need, but please. First things first.

"The world's response to Haiti is fully warranted - anything less would be reprehensible.