Villains: They're crazed, they're flamboyant, and they're the smoggy, sparking engine that keeps many a story chugging along. Except that a villain who can't kill the hero for some contrived reason is worse than having your hero fight global illiteracy.So here are some of the most absurd rationalizations that villains use, instead of just getting on with it and being freaking villainous:


