Things that will P!ss you off

Thought I would kick the weekend off with something that might make you smile. Leave a story or comment. Have a great weekend.

Well thanks everyone, I have a lot of things that piss me off. LOL but all in fun

Well here we go again...Men, guy's, boy's This will Piss you off.

I am so broken hearted. I have wanted to change careers for some time now. I have wanted to get into something that I would enjoy, have fun with. Mind you money is something I am concerned about but it is not everything. I wanted something to center around people; I love to cook so the food industry had caught my eye. I have also been looking for something early morning to early afternoon. After looking for sometime I came across an add that was looking for male waiter for the morning breakfast shift for a private nudist club and restaurant. So I applied, I went for my interview, it went well. They asked if I had a problem with being nude, I felt a little uncomfortable but I figured with time since everyone would be, what the hey...ok. but it was the test I could not pass, this is what was so disappointing. I could not carry 12 doughnuts and two cups of coffee at the same time, so I didn't get hired....

Boy did she put me in my place. Relationships are hard to near impossible in this day and age. Guys if you find a good woman hold on to her, treat her right. Women if you find a good man, treat him right, look out after him, hold on to him. Do things together and communicate, communication is so important, the Good book says to never let the sun go down on your wrath. This means do not go to sleep with something unsaid, or upset. This is extremely true in a relationship. What ever you do be careful of the things you say even jokingly, because FELLOWS a woman will put you in your place maybe not at that minute, hour, or even day but she will put you in your place.

BUT THIS WILL PISS YOU OFF!!

One day I was helping my girlfriend with the house work; I started in the kitchen and did the dishes, mopped and waxed the floors. Just as I finished I heard the dryer buzzer go off, so I grabbed a basket and retrieved the laundry from the dryer. I went to the bedroom where she was cleaning and put the laundry basket up on the bed and started to fold the clothes. After pairing the socks, I started on the underwear, pulling a pair of her “Granny panties”(note to men, never ,Never, NEVER use this term in reference to your spouse, girlfriend or possible girlfriends underwear) out and said,“Honey I think if we start washing these in slim fast they might get smaller.”

Well she just kind of smiled and kept cleaning, never said a word. A week goes by, we are getting ready to go out to a party and I just step out of the shower. I am drying off with a towel as she goes into the other room; I open my underwear drawer, and put on a pair of underwear. At this point I realize that my girlfriend has folded my underwear and put baby powder in them. I holler at her in the other room,“Honey why did you put baby powder in my underwear?”

She hollers back,“It’s not baby powder it’s miracle grow.” That will piss you off.

Things that will piss you off....ok one more then I am off to bed.

A few Saturdays ago my band and I were playing, the local VFW club. My drummer and I went by about mid-morning to set all the equipment up, so that we could do a sound check, and make sure all the other members mic’s and amps were properly adjusted. After we had everything set up and checked out, the drummer and I sat down to have a beer. We knew the bar maid, and she set us up with two cold ones, and then we began to talk.

She asked if we could do her a favor, there was this guy that had been in there since about 7am drinking, and was bent over the bar drooling. She asked if we would give him a ride home, since obviously he shouldn’t be driving. Since it was raining outside we said sure no prob. The drummer and I tried to get him to stand up and he kept falling, so we decided to each grab an arm and help him to our van about three times he almost took us down with him.

I had begun to think that being a Good Samaritan was not such a good idea. We finally get him to the van and try to get him in, once again down to the ground he goes. Buy this time we all three are soaked. But at last we get him in the van, and try to get him to tell us where he lived, but to no avail, so I dig till I find his wallet and away we go. We get him to his house, and finally get him the door after he falls two more times. We ring the door bell and his wife come to the door and we explain that we had brought her husband home from the VFW.

She thanked us very much but then asked us.“Where is his wheelchair”.

Now that will Piss you off!!!!

Just to let everyone know I do accept friends.... Just got out the studio and finished an ole fiddle tune "turkey in the straw".... what a day

Guys this will piss you off!!! Just found out!!!

Lately my girl friend has been working a lot of evening shifts and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So tonight I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my boat. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my boat, I see something that just REALLY PISSED ME OFF!!

The prop is nicked and one blade has been bent. Should I change the prop or just get it straighted out?

It happened again. The first time it happened was almost two years ago, about 7:00 p.m. I had just settled down after a nice supper. I plopped down in the easy chair and turn on the T.V. for my nightly mind invigorating challenge of Jeopardy. I had just popped the top on a Bud ice, when all of a sudden the door bell rang. I get up and go to the door and open it to find no one there. So I close the door and just get set back down and it rings again. I get back up and open the door and look around and no one is there, as I started to take a step out of the door and look around and in the doorway on the porch notice a small snail, I picked it up and tossed it across the yard so I wouldn't step on it.

Well this week it happened again I was sitting in my easy chair watching dancing with the stars. I have upgraded from Alex and Jeopardy, when all of a sudden the door bell rang. I get up and go to the door and open it no one is there, so I closed the door went back and sat down. Thirty seconds later it rings again, NOW I AM P!$$ED. I go and fling open the door and low and behold NO ONE IS THERE. So I start to step outside and look around the yard, when I look down on the porch there is a little snail. I pick it up and start to throw it across the yard when I hear it say "HEY FELLA, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO".