This chapter especially made me laugh. I figured out that I could follow Ancano around and use Unrelenting Force on him without him fighting back. Watching him fly across the Hall of Elements or fall down a flight of stairs always made my day.

lol I always try to get that done as soon as possible because I hated the idea of being peeped on. I should leave it on for like a year or something next time just to picture the look on his face at having to go through all the shit the Dragonborn does like spending hours deep under the sea going through all the ship wrecks trying to collect every single barnacle they could find or chowing down giants' toes, summoning random atronachs over and over for the single purpose of watching them get whacked back into oblivion via stepping on a swinging gate trap etc XD

I've had a few other random encounters on Solstheim, but I have NEVER been able to get the one where you run into that Skaal's brother that you're supposed to find. NEVER. I have 3100 total hours played and have fast travelled everywhere on Solstheim through various playthroughs and not ONCE have I ever been able to complete that damned quest...

Noooooooo you're a Stormcloak XDDDDDD

Granted, I don't much like the Imperials either, but Ulfric and Galmar annoy me like no other and I definitely want to kick Skald's ass. And Korir's.

There definitely should've been an option for the Dragonborn becoming the High King of Skyrim or at least a Jarl position, I don't like either side of the Civil War and having to listen to Galmar and Ulfric or Tullius and Rikke repeat their lines every. single. time. I enter the building prior to joining a side makes me want to tear my hair out.

And there definitely should've been an option to wipe the Blades out. Bro!Paarthurnax forever. :(

Yeah, I wish this was actually an option, especially the drawing mustaches on their face XD

Granted, I'd probably just pickpocket Ancano naked and watch him walk around completely oblivious...I loved doing that to Ondolemar and his lackeys. :P

Random encounters on Solstheim are 50% dueling wizards and 50% Skaal hunters about to get mercilessly slaughtered by a netch. I haven't checked the Creation Kit on this but I know I'm right.

I have totally also run away from the Blades before, haha! But Fus-Ro-Dah'ing Delphine off the mountain is also very satisfying...

Hmmmmm... imagine Neloth's face if he gets the memories of the Dragonborn finding the Ogma Infinium and considering the mage section... only to go Warrior or Thief. Then he gets to see the book disappear. Denied a glimpse of the chapter he would most want to read. Or the Dragonborn purposefully doing enchantments wrong just to mess with him. OOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH, what if the Dragonborn did Night to Remember with the trace spell on? Neloth gets to experience the mother of all hangovers and EVERYTHING the Dragonborn did.

And does the way you're interpreting things mean Neloth is going to learn what a woman feels when the husband puts it in? I can just imagine the pained screech that will cause.

Honestly, I want to shout Elwen off High Hrothgar since that way I won't spill any blood up there... just where she bounces off the mountain. Or have a dragon snatch her and then she gets to experience a wonderful view before experiencing terminal velocity.

I'd love a Dragonborn faction that basically tries to just help people and thinks the Empire and Stormcloaks are both idiots. But I always go Empire so I don't have to kick Balgruff, the one Jarl who is nice to me right from the start, out of his home.

Thanks for these two updates, they're very funny and always make my day. and make me want to play skyrim again, so thank you

This story is hilarious especially the chapter where everyone is looking for the Dragonborn. XD
I hope you'll update again and add more hilarious chapters

Need to swap Ancano's outfit with a "Real Nords love Talos" shirt, kick him in the crotch while frozen, and pour the Skyrim equivalent of ghost chili pepper hot sauce down his throat.

lmao Yeah, when I heard that line of 'no more quests' I lol'd. You can have all of mine! Seriously, all the giant-hunting, civilian-rescuing, bandit-killing, and vampire-exterminating quests can all be yours! Hell, you can help deliver all these pesky notes and letters and satchels while you're at it! XD

awesome

Lol, could not agree more. The first time I saw the Ebony Warrior, I had only completed a couple of questlines and not even touched the DLC yet, haha.

Yeah, the Ebony Warrior is just lazy. If he was really done with everything he'd challenge you right then and there in the middle of the city/town where he first appears. Or become a follower to go through a tough dungeon with you. Guy is pure lazy, there's always SOME random quest to do. And why doesn't he ever go kill Alduin, Harkon, or Mirraak?