Just so you know, I, once again, had a hard time functioning as a student until I finished reading this. I have things due next Monday, dude. Yet I can't bring myself to call this a mistake because SO FREAKING WORTH IT! BEST WAY TO CELEBRATE FMA WEEK IS BY CRYING OVER (literally, during the scene when Ed and Roy talked to each other and Ed was screaming about how everyone leaves and OW THAT HURT) A TORTURE!FIC BY A FAVORITE ANGSTY AUTHOR, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!

NOOOOO
I AM NOT OKAY
THIS IS NOT OKAY
SOMEBODY IS GOING TO DIE TONIGHT

Beautiful fic. It made me laugh hysterically. It made me cry. It made me contemplate philosophy and neuroscience, which were not things I was used to thinking about while reading fanfiction. Excellent writing and one of my favorites in this fandom. 3

This was a brilliant, fantastic story that I have spent the last three days reading because I haven't been able to put it down. Do you have any idea how many times my phone came close to dying? This is a brilliant, wonderful story that I am completely in love with and I am unsure whether or not I should love you for it or despise you for keeping me up until four am. Curse you, wonderful, talented person.

Whoops. I stayed up all night reading this... I should be going to bed. But uh. I loved it so very much. The Protective Roy. The Chimera Roy.

Just yes. Thank you for this so much.

Also, I've joked about this before with friends, but I had no idea that smoking alcohol was actually at thing. Though It wasn't in the sense that I'd thought of it. You learn something new every day though huh?

Also Darn it Roy. Cooling your drink. Pfft.

This chapter was really nice and funny but the whole fic overall absolutely destroyed me so like, thanks i guess? (Ok for real tho it was really well written and i appreciated the fluffy parental moments) Now i gotta read some other fluffier stuff and not think about the fact that i gotta wake up in like 5 hours for work

This made my heart ache..

Well that answered my question..

Jeez, how long will this go on? Where the hell is Roy?

It's 3am. I should've stopped hours ago but I couldn't. It was too good.

This went well.

Awesome story :) one of the best parentalroyed stories I’ve ever read..loved it!

Wow. That is not how I ever would have imagined their first meeting to go, but I am sure glad it turned out the way it did. This was such a beautifully written chapter I could FEEL the anguish! I'm excited to wrap this MARVELOUS story up!

I have nothing else to say except whoa. this story. is incredible.

That was amazing!