Blake's ongoing ambitions to become king, I mean make Alistair king, were the best part of this chapter.

Wow, this is awesome, I can't stop laughing :D

Not bad not bad

Admit it, for a moment you genuinely forgot this was supposed to be Days of Our Lives parody too, didn't you?

LMFAO! Oh how I missed you...

Awesome chapter. And I enjoyed the line about how everyone loves the Qunari until they find out what they're actually like in later games, which is just so true.

Haha love it, cracks me up! Reminds me of when I played the series. Seriously, where were all those cultists hiding?

(Giggles) LOVE IT!

Still hilarious. I really like your theory that Morrigan is a tall dwarf.

Though, really, forty elves? There's Blake's problem. Should have gone with forty werewolves. Much more believable that they'd put a dent in an infinite darkspawn horde.

Thanks for reminding me that while the deeproads had some issues it also had some of the most memorable scenes in the game. That was a really effective dip into horror for a bit. And the marching Darkspawn army really showed off the scale of what was happening.

OMG yes the epilogue for choosing the dwarf king was one of the biggest fuck you's I've ever gotten in a video game. All future play throughs I always just supported Harrowmont and picked Bhelen at the last minute.

And I still have nightmares about the deep roads.

I just wish you had included the dlc bit so you could add the golem to your party.

Someone's seen DBZ Abridged :3
Damn this is funny. And it's true, Dragon Age really is a so as soap opera of a game :D
ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!
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Oh puhleaazzeee, Deep Roads? As bad as that was, she's already endured the Fade, where unlike the Deep Roads you can't use THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP to gangbang the enemy to death.

And man, Blake dropped the ball by not getting Wynne's MYSTERIOUS PAST early and finish that while in the forest. Now she'll have to go all the way back into the Penicillin Forest to finish that.

those must have been some utterly bizare glitches to inspire something like this

this is utterly bizzare, and far funnier then it has any right to be

Everything you write is as beautiful as Zevran's hair.