do not read chapter 3 at 1 AM when you are supposed to sleep. trying to laugh silently will not work.

Seriously?! 'Hymen Oozier'? I had to check if you were male or female. Lol.

Please update when you have some free time and crazy juices are dancing the chummy-chonga! You're story is so good! I read what you ha e so far in a day..

Why did you stop writing i was realy enjoying this ...also the upcoming release of the new book gives u more to write about

Wow, this story is a mess. I'll look and see if you did a rewrite for this fanfic, because no way am I reading it as it is...

Your story seems to be full of lunatics :D

Ok, the way it looks it seems like the poem is from you? Is it?

Also, you rush too much through emotions. The situation with Vernon and Harry for example makes sense. The situation with Dumbledore and Harry not.

Please decide wheter Harry trusts him or not. The way you make him seem right now makes it seem like he suffers from shizophrena or another mental illness.

This story is really frustrating...

There is really no use to a privacy char, if you bellow out what was said in it right after. Though you did put what he said in the same style as you did his thoughts so it's not really clear wheter he thought or said it aloud.

Stupid spoilers...grr!

Anyway, this is a really crazy fic :D

You watched a lot of action movies before writing this, huh? Jumpin over car tops... :D

Could you please stop the damn spoiling?

Wah! No spoiler! For heavens sake, if I didn't realize the "Next chapter" thing was a Spoiler in disguise, it would have taken the fun out of it.

Please put a warning in front of such things, yes? There is a reason, why such things as spoiler warnings are used

This is a borderline crack fic!

Harry Potter is British and in Britain they use the metric system. Harry would use Kilometres not miles, centimeters not inches and meters not feet.