Reviews for The Stalker
Baby Huey chapter 9 . 4/23/2012
somewhat mildly amusing
mrmistoffelees chapter 9 . 5/22/2009
Does Monica go to Hogwarts or is she just a lucky guesser?
njknkjnjkncfghj chapter 9 . 4/4/2009
so it's been like 3 years wow why haven't you been writing?
Whitetree-Nimloth chapter 9 . 5/14/2006
Why did it stop already? I just LOVE this story! It's so mad! Really.
hvbjxhnfi chapter 9 . 3/27/2006
OPERA CRACK!

half mask...full mask. Half mask...
Higucheeky chapter 2 . 2/9/2006
WHY HAVE YOU NOT WRITTEN! Harry has dissipeared, so I'm stuck with the vioces in my head.

" Whats wrong with us?"

Nothing Lilica. Go worship Loki now.

" Hi."

FRODO! LINK! OUT! NOW!

" Sorry. C'mon Frodo, lets go whup some moblins."

JEEZ! It's not even a wednesday or friday either man! Well, even though I no longer adore Harry Potter, I love this. And read the pendragon series. It is so much better than harry potter. It has quigs and tak and flumes. Just read.
Higucheeky chapter 9 . 7/20/2005
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" What the bloody hell are you doing?" convincing the author to write more. O OO, search ' Harry Potter and the halfelf mage'. PWEEASE! ILL DEDICATE A CHAPPIE FOR YOU NOW ANYWAYS!
Higucheeky chapter 8 . 7/20/2005
yea, um, cool. " Did she just say what I thought she said?"

WHAT IS A FROKOYOK! "::sighes:: A choclate bomb." Oh, hi Harry. I'm reading an incredibly random story with a plot.

" Hello? I've been here the whole time." Oh, sorry, I forgot. At least Frodo hasn't showed up in my house again.

" Hey all." GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! " Sorry, Irony sent me. Bye." Irony is gonna have it, I swear...
Higucheeky chapter 7 . 7/20/2005
That is insanely funny. Be my friend.
Higucheeky chapter 6 . 7/20/2005
THAT IS BLOODY FUNNY!
Higucheeky chapter 5 . 7/20/2005
HA! YOU HAVE A DECENT PLOT! THE PLOTLESS WONDER! and Im the random wonder. Right now Im sucking an ice cube. I like to, its a habit like sugar. If that makes sense I will reward you hansomely.
Higucheeky chapter 4 . 7/20/2005
That is comptetely deranged. Therefore brilliant.

" You mean funny." Yea. Funny. Thanks Harry.

" Didn't you always call me Potter?" have you been reading this chapter? "...oh." and with that oddly acurateness...creepy.
Higucheeky chapter 3 . 7/20/2005
"wow this is...odd." ...what Potter said.
Higucheeky chapter 1 . 7/20/2005
*laughs very hard* cant wait to see were this goes.
MissKaitou chapter 7 . 6/23/2005
Rest assured, I get the subtlelness of this chapter and what you're implying. Also, congrats on getting paid to write. I'm going to go and check out the works over there as soon as I'm done reading this. Also, I have an idea. Gred $Forge could pay Harry a visit and check out his stalker. Intersting fact about stalking, you can actually stalk someone in an obvious maner, you just have to be careful about how obvious you are. Meaning, you can't actually hide behind poles, but you can do trees and street signs. And, they do actually get wierded out if you tell them that you're stalking them. The only thing that you actually have to worry about is the neighbors catching on. Basically, just make sure that you have idiots for neighbors (as I'm sure most of us do, I unfortunatley didn't, so it was rather hard when conducting this expirement.) And yes, I actually did stalk someone using the advice given in this story. Don't worry, I quit after about two weeks because they were more boring than a dung covered stick!
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