Reviews for Picard and the Mary Sue
Galdr chapter 1 . 9/22/2015
I'm dead.

RIP Galdr 2004-2015
Cause of death: 7.8/10 too much laughter

Great crackfic by the way. Poor Piers! Adding to my favorites for whenever I feel down; I'll reread it.
chapter 1 . 11/15/2010
I love this story and you for creating it.
Fukachi no Rin chapter 1 . 2/22/2010
To which I say... ROFLMFAO!

...I'm done.

I needed a good laugh and I have found it! Thank you Draco, I'll be adding this to my favorite list now...

~Fukachi no Rin
chapter 1 . 9/1/2008
-"I love you so much it hurts!" What Mary Sue didn't realize was that a rabid weasel was biting its bottom.

-"Oh, Picard!" cried Mary Sue, still blatantly ignoring the fact that his name was Piers.

-“Actually, Mary Sue,” said Alex, “Mt. Aleph is about an hour’s walk from here. I was buried under it for about a week, so I should know.”

Monochromatic hair, cool dance, and a completely original background. Mary Sue is the best character EVAH!11

Erm, sorry 'bout that. Still, that was funny, especially the double-dream. (Or triple, perhaps?) Ah, you just gotta love those Mary Sue parodies.
Anneka Neko chapter 1 . 8/22/2008
You have a very rare distinction: I am literally LOLing uncontrollably right now. xD

Gah, that was brilliant! The annoyingly described Animagus cross-over Mary Sue came to life! O.O xD That bit when they buried her... from that moment on, I was laughing hard enough to hurt. Great fic.
PyroEra chapter 1 . 8/3/2008
LOL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This is such a crack fanfic! NYAH NYAH NYAH!

And at the end, it reminded of a Spongebob Squarepants episode where Mrs Puff was having the craziest dream and then she woke up but it was still a dream and etc etc

Keep up the awesome work!
Isaac777 chapter 1 . 3/11/2008
Your sick. That was funny, a hot as hell rat, pretty origional
chapter 1 . 1/24/2008
It was so hard not to laugh out loud.

While I was reading this, I could imagine more than half of this drawn in that classic shoujo manga style; complete with sparkles and dozens of roses no one asked for.

It'd be awesome if someone drew this as a comic book! Or at least I think so. X3
SandnBlood chapter 1 . 1/6/2008
I like how repetetive some of the colors were, very mary sueosh. And I like the dream sequences.
Alex teh Eval chapter 1 . 8/30/2007
Dear lordie, that was funny. Any part that involved Felix was pure gold (talking about the slumber party, running away in tears)

Good stuff.
Caramellatentazione chapter 1 . 7/18/2007
Genius. Pure genius. xD Especially the parts where the Mary-Sue hair and eyes all of a sudden change colours!

Definitely a fav. :3
chapter 1 . 6/6/2007
you spin a pretty good yarn. Thanks for never making it too weird. If you make more, post on gamefaqs or something. That's where I got this link. again, thoroughly enjoyed your various writings.
tisroero chapter 1 . 5/3/2007
That. Was. Awesome.

Few things make me laugh anymore, and this was one of them.
Rauxlen chapter 1 . 9/23/2006
It's a neverending Mary Sue nighttmare! o_o Poor Piers *hugs Piccy*

"Hiya, Hot stuff," said the rat.

Piers screamed.

Wonder if he'll ever wake up REALLY.
Cosmic Chaos chapter 1 . 9/2/2006
I can't believe I never reviewed this... it's one of the best Mary Sue bashings I've ever read! I just loved "Her locks were cerulean cinnabar viridian lavender fuchsia pewter vermillion celadon saffron seafoam" - brilliant.
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