This kept me laughing for at least ten minutes after reading it! 6/5 for making me laugh hysterically!

Meanwhile i slip into an abandond dark grey 2008 shelby mustang.
I close the door.
KARR: I have you now inuJoey.
Me: Oh no its the evil car named KARR. AAAAHHHHH!
Someone please call the police,or the marines.
KARR:now youll know not to get into a strange car.