yo. thought I'd help out a little. o-tay.

Hidan:

Is there a church of Jashin?

Why do you not wear a shirt? Is it b/c of Jashin or is it for comfort?

Why do you swear so much?

Have you ever tasted anyone's blood?

Kakuzu:

If a fangirl was willing to give you a million bucks, would you do *coughcough*... stuff with her?

Do your string thingies help you reach stuff? Like cookies on a high shelf?

Since you can sew, and b/c your cheap, do you make your own clothes?

Itachi:

Is the reason why you didn't kill Sasuke b/c you couldn't bring yourself to kill your little brother? (Who trusted and looked up to you.) *playing guilt card*

Have you ever walked into a wall b/c you're slowly going blind and didn't see it?

What would you rather? ItaXKis or ItaXDei? I hate them both (with a passion) but I'd like to know. If you'd rather jump off a cliff into a sea of acid, I'd accept that answer aswell.

Tobi:

Why do you annoy Deidara?

Why do you speak in third person?

Why an orange mask? Why not red or blue?

Kisame:

Do you hate shark finners? Cuz I do. damn them. evil torturous people. Hurting those poor innocent sharks. *sniff* why must they hurt sharkies? Sharks don't mean any harm! More people get struck by lightning then get killed by shark attacks! And sharks are such beautiful, peaceful creatures! *le sigh* But nobody likes a 9 foot fish with razor teeth that could cut you to ribbons in an instant. Oops! I'm ranting!

Why are you blue? Is it a skin disorder, make-up, what is it?

Is your sword heavy? Cuz it looks it. It looks like it wouldn't do a good job of cutting people either.

Leader:

Why do you have so many piercings?

Is your hair naturally orange?

What do your other 6 bodies do when you're not controlling them?

Konan:

Whats it like being the only girl in Akatsuki?

Have any of the other guys ever flirted with you?

Do you like Pein? Whoops. I mean, Leader. I mean, do you likelike him?

Zetsu:

Does it make you sad when people eat veggies infront of you?

Do your white and black sides argue with eachother?

When people cut down a tree, does a part of you die a little?

Do you talk to plants?

Orochimaru:

NO QUESTIONS FOR THE QUITTER! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!

I have a question for Hidan, how did he become immortal?

For.Hidan.

-What do you think about Akatsuki members? (please make in list)

-Why you love your beliefs so much? (no offense)

-What do you think about the Leader?

For.Kakuzu

-I like you, we are same, I love money too.

-Well...just want to ask, how much Akatsuki benefits each months?

-Are you the one who lend them money for their lives?

-Shares secret, who is you guys housewife(for cooking, cleaning, etc)?

For.Itachi

-Do you love your mother? (I know you hates your pop)

-What do you think about the leader?

For.Leader

-What do you think about your members?

For.Orochimaru

-Who do you most hate in the Akatsuki?

-Why did you quit?

-Your bestfriend in akatsuki?

This is really amusing. ^.^ Though I know there are others out there, this is only the second question story I've come across. The other one was called Ask Gaara, and it was fairly amusing. The grammar wasn't the best, but still amusing.

Questions for Hidan... Hm...

Why did you decide to serve under Jashin and become immortal?

Why don't you wear a shirt?

How old are you?

Have the Akatsuki members ever preformed the equivalent of killing you? If so, how many times and who?

How often does Kakuzu have to sew back on your head?

I think that's it... Anything else I believe is already being asked. Y'know, the first time I saw you in the manga, I thought you looked kinda like Legolas from Lord of the Rings. I dunno... maybe it was the hair... ^.^

Hidan, is there any possible way for me to convert to jashinism without stabbing myself? Possible stabbing other people instead? I would find that very amusing.

another question... have you tried killing Kakuzu? If you have, how many times?

Comment: I like your necklace and I find your cursing very amusing. X)

For Hidan:

How old are you?

Do you have pink eye?

What kind of hair gel do you use to slick back your hair?

Is wearing a shirt against your religion?

Has Kakuzu ever tried to pawn all of your stuff?

Are you aware that Leader calls himself God?

Sasori! Yay! This was great, I loved it!

Ask Hidan: How did you become a believer of Jashin?

Thanks! Merry Christmas!

questions:

how come u can't die?

who is this "jashin" guy?

what hidden village did you come from?

how do you get along with the other members of akatsuki?

lol XD

Hm... What question should I ask here...? Uhm... What about, Which Akatsuki member do you get along with most? And if any, why?

~Ohohohohohoh *arrives on a high-powered motor platform*

Itz me again! ~Ohohohohohohohhoho

Hidan, your NEXT! ~Ohohohohohoho

Has any fangirl tried to pay Kakuzu to like, do, fangirl stuff to you? ~Nii~pahh~ I would put more sinister things but, I can't, nano-desu. You've been spared, Hidan! AND JASHIN DOESN'T EXSIST! OYASHIRO-SAMA IS BETTER!

(reference is higurashi no naku koro ni)

~Ohhohohohohohoho *leaves on high-powered motor platform*

Love the idea of the story.

Questions

1.Do you know Pinochio?

2.Why puppets?

3. Who's next to be a puppet?

hahahaha this is funny i read it like a billion times before i finaly reveiwed! that was bizare that i did that. oh well i reveiwed at least.

Does Sasori eat or drink or sleep? Does he like polishing his puppets? What is Sasori's thoughts on Pledge? Hm? How old was he exactly when he turned himself into a puppet? What kind of relationship did he have with Orochimaru? Um...yeah, if you're looking for questions...I'm all out already. Darn.

Yeah yeah, this kind of thing's been done, but I've never found one I liked. You go!

To. Sasori.

-Why you have to die? T.T I like you...

-Did you get along with the other member? Like Itachi, Kisame or Deidara?

-What do you think about Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Leader, Tobi?

Okay. that's all I wanted to ask.

Love,

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