I know many people have said this, but this is truly amazing. Some of them are humorous, some are sad, and they're all just amazing.

“There’s a pair of breasts—” He earns a punch “I was about to say yours,” and he delights in the reddening of her cheeks.

I had to laugh at that one :D

aw!

i loved that one!

i liked it :)

Oh, wow. This is beautiful. I love it! It's like, poetry. So nice. :)

That's so pretty. I loved it, alot.

:)

I really liked these, my favorites were 37 and 21!

I think I just died. This was too amazing.

Wow! This was amazing. I loved how each was only one sentence. It was so simple, yet so complex in meaning!

You know, I really think that you could expand each of those sentences into a full-fledged drabble or even one-shot. #50 is probably my favorite, tied with #49. I like 'em! Keep up the good work.

I'm so glad I found this ... hahaha... anyways, lovely! Absolutely lovely... ^_^

That was really well done considering what you were trying to do. Every word was precious and I didn't think there were too many wasted ones. Not bad.

On the downside -and there always is one with me- your conventions could use a little work.

-S

An enjoyable read. :P

"He breathes a sigh of relief at their son's head full of silver (pink son, imagine that), and her monstrous fist comes hurtling at his face."

Thought that one's really funny!

Five: Potatoes

“Fry it, mash it, boil it—I don’t care, I just want dinner.”

God i love this is so many ways

These were inspiring. Thank you for sharing them. My brain in working again after the Thankgiving buffet from hell.

nice job. i can tell you put some thought into this =]