-raises hand- shoot him hawkeye! shoot him dead!

My drive's name is Memnoch...and my puppies name is Lasher, and I've got a cell phone I named Louis. If you dont get the connection, I wont bother you about it.

Anyway! Aw, Roy is more or less confessing and he's ready to be done with this whole farce of writing poetry! I really like this fic, as short as it is. Its very endearing. -FG

'And I can count ‘expenses’ as research and deducted it from my budget pay.' - priceless.

That's a burn. But a lovely burn. -FG

Lots of jaw dropping with Ed's poem this time around. It was very crude, and rather cruel of him. He knows how Roy feels, and really, I dont see him saying the magic three worded phrase either...

Le sigh. BOYS. :P -FG

I like that you found random poetry in some random park. That is LIFE for you! ^_^

Ed, Ed...these boys are so difficult. Its such trouble getting these two together in fanfics (at least that's what I'm noticing).

Eds letter was super harsh. I mean 'to whom it may concern'? OUCH. Hm, what will Roy say I wonder...-FG

Aw! Ed pulled a muscle in his pupil! Happens to the best of us really.

And oh! To respond to your PM you wrote me (forever ago), when it comes to FMA I kinda sorta only read RoyxEd fics...yeah. Sue me. So I think the fic of yours you suggested I read doesnt quite fit my criteria, but hey! I found this instead and its very amusing, and sweet...in a Roy/Ed kinda way. :) -FG

Ahaaha! I barked with laughter with this part: 'wouldst thee/thou?'

XD I dont know the difference either! And no, I do not care to know. This is the exact way I would write a letter using all thar (Elizabethan/Shakespearian?) way.

Roy writes blatantly obvious "innuendos" when he is pushed near the edge XD So getting close to the end, now?

Your fish-naming skills are grand. Really. 8D

“Sweetie, it’s the pretty ones who snap and slaughter trainloads of people, now don’t look directly in his eyes." LMAO.

Ed's little "poem" was very informative and interesting XP

Perhaps it was because I overlooked you? Thank could be entirely possibly given how neglected and small you felt. I suppose I could work on lowering my pride long enough to talk with you face to face. And don’t worry, I’ll make certain a stool is available for you so you don’t feel belittled.' xD so funny

HAHA Al rox

finally Mustang decided to grow up a lil huh?

bout time

AWSOME STORY!

UPDATE SOON!

It says -Mustang puts one gloves- just so you know.

So, will it finally be coming to an end? Mustang has sorta kinda given in... It's the coming of the apocolypse!

-cough- Um, well, ayway, another chapter has been added to the series of love/hate/lemme insult you/ letters. I love reading these every once in a while. It's a good pick-me-up. And the poems are cool too. Of course.

Loved the chapter! And I forced my friend to read it too! (I got the alert over at her house) Aparently, she has been reading - don't know if she's reviewed, though! *looks through reviews* She hasn't! I'll grumble at her - I don't like not receiving reviews for things I've written, so I review everyone's fics that I read. (build up good karma!)

You made Al hung Roy out the window? what? you dared to put him in danger... sighs... at least he's returning to Central...

The 'quick' mention was worth the whole chapter.

Hold on hold on hold on... a secret fic? a fic that's s-e-c-r-e-t? and who was the one saying she was having writing problems? ha!

al left roy in one piece? roy isn't hurt that badly? how much begging did roy have to do to live XD