O.K. this is my new favorite chapter because of the chocolate and the graphics f.y.i i'm a chocoholic and i had to search my house top to bottom to find some chocolate just so i could finish this chapter

Oh I hate Lucy too. I like that Nellie made him forget Lucy a bit.

Okay am I the only one who immediately associated Sweeney saying "my peanut" with captain Jack Sparrow? Lol love this thought!

That's really original! I like it!
The dirty little baker is having some Sweenelicious dreams! xD

Ps: You can keep the cucumber to ya.

3 I missed this.

This chapterMother of all Sweeney Todd smut.

LOL POTC quote!

I...I just adore this. Easy to read, erotic, hilarious, wonderful, naughty, and flatout enticing. I'm ashamed to have not discovered your work earlier. Johnny Depp was made to be undressed. xD I really love the idea of him as an onion, too. Endless layers to peel, discover and cherish.

This is one excellent story that I'm excited to probe further, so good job. *Slaps onto favorites*

ALSO!

You have a seriously kickass sense of humor.

I don't know why you don't like this one because it's my favourite by far! The food sex is just so delectable, and this was incredibly hot. Gah, I loved the entire thing: the buildup to the sex; the description of how the food was used; the chocolate-y 69er...the entire thing was brilliant beyond words.

I know you haven't updated in quite a while, but you should totally continue with these. It'd make a lot of people happy, I'm sure. ;)

Fuck me, this is going to sound repetitive, but these just get better every time I click 'next chapter'. This was so intense, I love the thought of them having hot sex in the rain with a customer above their heads. It's so sexy. The way you describe the sex is just too amazing for words. These oneshots are definitely some of my favourite ever stories.

OH! That was so HOT! PLEASE write another one, maybe in the bake house! PLEASE!

I think this is the best so far (I know I keep saying it, but it's true!)

Mr T Nellie in a bath tub pure bliss. :D Bath sex is always great to read, but since it's this particular duo, it's made all the better! :D I really do love how Mrs. Lovett didn't submit to Mr. Todd's wishes - she's certainly strong enough to stand up to him when she wants!

I noticed you hate Lucy, but that's all good because I hate her too. ;)

I will finish reading the rest tomorrow, but since I'm meant to be revising for a History exam, I should go...*sigh* Ah well, gives me something to look forward to, eh? :D

And just when I thought these couldn't get any better...

Possibly one of the hottest things I've ever read. Seriously. The description was just delicious, and a situation I can definitely see working. xD

I'm off to watch your video on youtube. I can't wait. xD

I have no idea why women enjoy those books so either. xD Though, women are as dirty minded as men despite their protests, so y'know...xD

I think I adore this more than "Onions". The image of Mrs. Lovett losing herself in a smutty novel is just hilarious, and I seemed to have the image of Jack Sparrow in my head now. :P

The ending is especially good. The thought of Mr. T whispering that he needs Nellie is somehow very enjoyable.

Another awesome chapter! :D

I think I'm in love with this. xD One of the best smut 'fics I have *ever* read; simply priceless. The perfect blend of humour and smut...what more could I want? ;)

Amazing job! Much love for this! 3

...Can I have my condomed cucumber now. ;)