Wasn't total rubbish. Kind of wierd in a funny way. Wierd is frequently good.

Ahahaha, loved this! Great, great job! :)

Angelica

'i must not write rubbish'

Bwahahah,its not rubbish but that Yeti thing I don't quite get.

No, it was fun to read. :) Very sweet.

I really liked this story. It was cute.

lol so funny how you berate(spelling) yourself. I loved the story. It was very cute and fluffy. And it left a warm fuzzy feeling inside me when i finished. I look forward to more of your so-called 'rubbish' stories ;)

Keep up the good work!

Hey there!

OMG! -hugs the note on the troll leg dearly to her chest- No wait! -hugs you instead- Thanks so much, I loved it instantly! "CAUTION! EVIL UMBRELLA STAND: MAY ATTACK INNOCENT AURORS. ESP. THE CLUMSY ONES" - SO FUNNY! XD I almost couldn't catch my breath again. But better not let Mad-Eye see the note, he'd probably believe it and freak out and blow up the thing and a world without evil umbrella stands? That's not one I'd ever want to live in!

But seriously, how thoughtful is our fave innocent fugitive for putting that note there? Or is the word mischievous? Or teasing? Nah, I bet he meant only good. ;D Too bad though it didn't help in the end... But then again, what would our dearest Tonks be if she didn't fall over the evil troll leg at least once in a fic? Or over hairy man, for that matter...

Oh, which brings me directly to the review itself. This fic was seriously funny, and oh-so-very cute at the same time! And you managed to bring Kind Remus and Happy Remus and Flirty Remus and Caring Remus and Slightly Angsty But Hopeful Remus and Impulsive For His Own Good Remus in there all at once - seriously, how much more can I want? Except for hilarious predictions, that is... XD

Merlin, those were... er, hilarious! (DUH!) Poor Sirius being strangled by a man with a crown, I'm so relieved James didn't finish the deed. Hm, although that could've provided a whole new world of possibilities, like new puns, e.g. "James was breath-taking - literally!" XD (Okay fine, it's nearing 10 pm and I seem to have my bad jokes phase right now, never mind.)

Can't believe though that Remus actually fell into the lake and almost drowned - wait, can't he swim? Oh no, poor Remus... reckon he was fished out by the giant squid then? I think we'll have to be grateful now! (I always liked the lil fella, really, who has a giant squid in their lake? Just gotta love him...)

Anyway, back to the beginning (aw, see, I'm confusing everything already), I loved how you described Remus being "selfish", because if THAT's selfish, then it must be the most adorable trait ever! And when he was thinking about how he loved when Tonks pretended to be cross with him and how he loved teasing her as well, which only let him to one conclusion and- Nevermind. XD I was grinning like an idiot, that was well written.

Between, I really like Rockworm, the name's just kickass! Makes me say: "Aren't we all Rock worms?" Gettit? (Could be a song from the Toten Hosen: "Ich bin ein Rockwurm" - NYHA! XD)

Well then, by the time I read Tonks' prediction I was rolling on the floor. Truly - A Yeti? (And I thought "I" was having wicked thoughts, you beat me with that!) No wonder Tonks won with this, whoever gets predicted to fall over a fairy tale creature? (Even if this IS Harry Potter and the Yeti might very well exist but still...) However, her reaction was so cute, I reckon she knew what she had suggested and of course, the boys needed an extra mo(ment) to realise. -shakes head, laughs-

I was actually cheering when Remus said: "You know, I become very hairy once a month..." and Tonks fell over and thought: "Had Remus just flirted with her?" - That was adorable! . -sigh- And then of course Remus switched back to being kind and everything, since he thought she hurt herself, and it was just so natural and I simply loved it.

Hm, don't think I have to tell you now that the part after that was... utterly cute? Or immensely sweet? Or heavenly lovely? (Wait, "heavenly lovely"? Now that sounds weird...) Anyway, I really liked how Remus was a bit forward whereas Tonks was rather shy in this, I'm always fond of this interpretation of their dynamic and you did it well. And the last three sentences actually made me swoon, they were... damn, I'm out of words here. Does "swoon-worthy" work then? I hope it does...

See, I loved it, and I can't even believe you uploaded it so soon already! But I'm glad you worked things out in there. (Told ya it was gonna work...)

So now, you really have to listen closely to me and repeat, okay? Say: "I do NOT write rubbish!" Got that? Once again then: "I do SO NOT write rubbish!" Okay? I reckon you can give that line to Umbridge as well and tell her to give you a lesson on it. ;D Speaking of which, the woman's rather hard on you lately, isn't she? -gives you soothing ointment, a chocolate muffin and a hug- Better? (Swear I'm gonna write her an offending letter if she proceed with this tortures, or even send her an howler. Seriously, such a mean woman...)

Well then, so long! (And always remember: "I do SO NOT write rubbish!" Because you don't. :D)

Toodles, Jord

PS: Can I have that wonderful note and pin it to my own umbrella stand? It's so lovely, just need to buy a troll leg and... wait, do they sell troll legs at Karstadt? (Hm, maybe I can get a cheap one at Aldi...) XD Kidding.

Great story! can't wait to read more :)

jajajaja...

id' rather think you're brave ;)

i had a good deal of fun with this fic, specially that part about divination...made me think about all the rubbish Trewanley used to tell...

good luck with your detention then, that woman's a real pain! ;)

Why was this rubbish? I found it rather amusing! :) You caught Remus's character really well!

And I must say, your author notes are entertaining too ! :D:D

Loved it, then again - I love nearly all Remus-Tonks fics!