so funny you got to lobe Eion

Hahaha! Amazing and humorous piece. I've also often wondered if authors come onto here and read the fan fics of their own books too! Actually, for all I know, you could be Eoin Colfer himself, writing about himself reading fanfics. ;D

:D

Brillant! lol

Every author HAS to get creeped out by the fanfiction stories writtten by their fans...

Lol! This is great!

Brilliant! Funny, original . . . and just totally, completely awesome! Really enjoyed this!

Ha ha! Why didn't I think to do something like this? It's great! :D

"Stephanie Meyer did create a masterpiece romance young-adult series."

And this is the part where I stopped taking you seriously, I'm afraid.

Good idea, but it doesn't seem very...worked hard on. It's kind of like "This happened, that happened, I did this, I read a story with a summary that went like this, it was good, I read another one, it was bad, I read another one, it was really good the end."

Could have been better, overall.

~D

hahahhahahha that's awesome!

lol. Nice. I could see an author going on FF though. I wouldn't be suprised that some flames are actually from authors. It'd be damn funny. . . like your story! *drum duh dunt ding noise*

LOL thats funny!

Ohnoes.

Eoin Colfer's going to get it.

May God have mercy upon him. xD

nice XD

Holy Crap! This is actually very interesting and you used a technique (Albeit on a fictional version of a real person) that I have been attempting for years to perfect!

You see, I have been trying for years to successfully write notes that narrate the reader's actions and thoughts. The problem is there was no way to make a self-aware item that had the full impact on anyone apart from the intended audience. By making the story self-aware from the perspective of a living character the technique reliably has the same hillarious and freaky effect on all readers! And since this execution is fictional you don't need to spend hours observing the target audience... Very Good!