Spaceballs the Cattle Prod

Numbers 17 & 18 were the best in my opinion. Did Reno get Cloud to do that as well? Cause Cloud is a blond child, so I thought that Reno would try to get him to do that to Seph. Man, that was so priceless haha!

I have to be honest, some of these made me nearly piss myself laughing!

17 had me laughing but 18 HAD ME CRYING

Holy shit that was funny! I ws reading this and I was laughing so hard that my daughter heard me in the next room over, even with the door closed.

When I read 17 and 18 I suddenly had an image in my head of Cloud running up to fear/confusion stricken Sephiroth yelling "Daddy! You're home!". Needless to say my spleen burst and my ribs broke when I laughed a bit too hard. Ouch.

I died laughing at 39. XD

This sounds like something my cousin will do if given the chance. Thanks for the good laugh_

this is... marvellous!

If those are all things he have done...how does that guy keep his job xD?

And Midgard IS SPARTA!

LOL. Very funny. I love the references to things such as the hitchhiker's guide (one of the BEST BOOKS EVER!) (42 is too an acceptible status report!) and spaceballs. Also, loved 9/10, 14, 17/18, 32, 33, 34, 36 (it is too a word!) and 39.

i loved this and thought that it was gut busting funny!

xD That is truly hilarious yo!

Love love love! These are all funny, but they aren't all "Things Reno is no longer allowed to do" so I think it'd be better if you made sub-numbers or something. Like #3 being "a" for #2 since it's not really seperate. Or maybe just make it a "Memo" to Reno or something. (No offense meant, just thought I'd mention it.)

Anyway, that aside, these are EPIC! I can so totally see half of these, especially the one about Reno stripping in a better Turk suit than the one he wears. XD

Favorites are: 6, 7, 22, 30

The general premise of this little list is very good; the suggestions are humourous, and made me laugh.

However, you should really consider getting someone with a good grasp of English and Grammar to read over this and correct both content and format. While something like "This is Sparta. I cannot stress this enough" is good in and of itself, it doesn't make much sense with regards to "Things Reno is no longer allowed to do" in a very much grammatical and continuity sense, if you see what I mean. One does not follow the other. A better rendering of it would therefore be: "Pretend this is Sparta", or "Act as if this is Sparta" - because it then goes back to something that Reno is doing/has done.

Another alternative would be to change the entire format of the list, and have it as a "Feedback" form. Example: "You cannot spread rumours" etc.

Nimohtar