I started laughing at the first paragraph and didn't stop until about right now! Nice work :)

Best,

Caelhir

'Elvish Impersonator"

Oh, My, God! I laughed SO hard when I came to that line, I nearly fell off my chair!

That was brilliant!^^

Cute! Keep writin'!

aha, I love the end. and the beginning.. and the middle.

Again, well done! I LOL'd, esp. at the last line!

Strand-o-drool? Whahahaaah! :D

you know, I have to read The Hobbit for school and if I accidentally call Thranduil Strand-o-drool or say 'in Lasagna' instead of Mirkwood during my presentation in front of my class I'm so going to blame you! ;p

Bahahahahahaha Leg-o-lamb and Strand-o-drool :P