I had a good laugh out of this story. OMG I was rolling on the floor with laughter.

LOL hilarious!

That is honestly rather disturbing. And definitely, Vulcans are the only ones who could say that with a straight face. Their name is also very appropriate. They are all like volcanoes, at least a little bit.

It's 2 am and I'm trying to hold my laughter in so I don't wake everyone in the house up.

This was pure genius. I applaud you. Keep up the good work my friend.

I was giggling the whole time. Well not the whole time. There were the bits where I was outright laughing. I blame Spock.

Recently learned about how crude oil formation is helped along by ... the digestive tracks of little sea creatures...

Makes story even more amusing now.

very disgusting, but also very funny. Kirk IS very immature... I laughed so hard at the "piece of shit drill."

Spock is also hilarious...Chekov is adorable...

awesomeness.

Not sure to laugh or gag...p