Really love this series:) It's hilarious to see the Malfoys acting like any normal family lol. Hope you post the last story in this series. Really want to know how it ends.

Oh, it's so hard to see Malfoy doing that, but when I can-! God, it's too much! XD He's got such a reputation built up- if anyone knew! And the way he is when he's drunk! It's almost as good as the whole cactus incident. How does Draco put up with him?
I, personally, love it when Draco's "Hotter for Potter". I can't wait to see where Lucius' crazy plans lead next, in the climax.

Why does this have only four reviews? This is amazing! I loved all of it. The randomness, the plan to kill Harry with gas, Lucius being drunk, all of it. Outstanding work. This is pure comedy gold. :)

A lot of vomit but very amusing! You have to tell me if you make another chapter! This is amazing!

i cannot stop laughing.

I think I died a little LOL

I like when Draco vomits. And the family of creamsicles.

Write more!

Fantastic story will so many great lines and moments. I always thought the purebloods would value gold, a good deal and anything for free how else would they maintain their big vaults, well done Lucius for stealing from Albus.

Death by gas for Harry funny but if he could survive being around Ron the Malfoys will need to be clever and work really hard. If Dobby were able to cause death, harm or large scale damage with his match that would be good if the kitchen was destroyed what a disaster.

Bella giving a lap dance to the Dark Lord wow what a pity he only has the wand in his hand and nothing under the robe.

Great lines from a drunk Lucius Do you get hotter for Potter and If the wand chooses the wuzard!

Nice detail to add the Swine Flu epidemic muggle sickness could cause big trouble in the magical world if it were goat Flu the Headmaster would fear for his brother.

Green meatloaf if Hagrid's blast ended beasts were to eat the Lady Malfoys cooking it would die or be the most deadly animal in the world. I wonder if Ron or Ginny could eat her cooking if they died that would be good or maybe Draco could gain a life debt from stopping them eat it.

I had wondered when Lucius would seek out they Weasley's their cooking skills would be a gift from Merlin for the Malfoy males and Death.

The Prophet causing problems for Draco was good if Lucius finds out Harry can cook well the elder Malfoy will fear for the future and what will happen if Draco comes home with Harry keep him alive to cook and risk Draco falling for him even more or kill him make the Dark Lord happy, suffer bad food and an unhappy Draco.

Thanks for this I look forward to the next chapter.