I couldn't put it down. It was like watching a car crash, but I actually enjoyed every moment.

i didn't came here expecting a sappy narutoxsakura oneshot but this even better pure GOLD! too freaking awesome

This was the most epic one-shot story ever and the plot twist was absolutely masterfully

That was very refreshing to read... really, thanks!

Lol! That was a twist. I kinda expected there to be a joke somewhere in there, but to be honest I thought it would be like Sasuke or something in which case I would have promptly closed this tab. But I was happily surprised. Thanks for the laughs.

Dude! This was really Amazing! I didn't see it coming. I laughed my ass off through all the fic. Thank you for writing this.

For the lack of better words, I fucking love and live for this shit. Thank you for this present.

God dammit jaraiya. All in all a wonderful story. I especially liked the part where Deidara was completely horrified by Naruto's happines.

I fully expected a NaruSaku oneshot and am so much happier that this happened.

A happy surprise. Didn't expect it but didn't care. Hahaha.
I am glad I didn't spoil myself while reading the tvtropes fanfic recs page.
I pity the damage control people. Too much work.

Classic.

hehehehehehehehehahhahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Holy hell this is gold, pure fucking gold

Brilliantly funny.

Wango-fucking-tango holy shit this is incredible

Naruto having a weird oedipal thing going on is supported by later series stuff, what with him flirting with his mom and his greatest desire being usurping his father's station in life

This shit is prophetic. Also Midori Haruno is the greatest OC Donut Steal ever, she's adorable