Huh. Interesting theory. I like it.

And it was well-written and a great read, so that's good too. :)

I thought River was behind that too!

Sweet story! And very in character!

'He paused, and sighed, and Melody got the sense he had been hoping for a version of herself that was more accustomed to his speed, to his thought and speech patterns.'

Great line. But funny to think of a time when she could ever NOT anticipate his thoughts! A very young River indeed... :)

Fantastic story, even if you were really tired!

THANK YOU! We all know River Song was the one to give number to Clara because who else? And I do like the idea that Clara has to do something with Jack because that would mean he is coming back. This is a great one shot

THAT'S how she got the helpline. I DID love it when the monk watched The Doctor talking on the phone. His expression was HILARIOUS!