This is absolutely fantastic XD

LOL! This is great!

This is the funniest thing! LOL! You write such funny stuff! must add you to faves! Whew! "gloat gloat gloat" and "wake(screaming)" lol! :D

lol that was great. it'd be really believable for Javert to be a robot. keep going! **thumbs up**

"#Enter password.

:Irreproachable

#Password incorrect. Try again.

:Infallible

#Password incorrect. Try again.

:Repressed"

Heheh. I laugh every time I read these - can't imagine why I never reviewed before. But hey, better late than never. Great piece - I wouldn't change a thing.

*laughs, falls out of chair, attempts to type review and collapses.

Lungs, failing...

_

I love this story! Actually, I love all your stories. The only problem is your reviews. If you happen to not like my stories, then don't read them. It's not difficult. It's not like you are being forced to read what I write. And, no, for that matter, Javert's daughter being gifted with kung-fu and psycic mind powers is utterly stupid. She'll be getting her butt kicked just like anyone else who messes with Parton-Minette.

Sara:

yey, someone who actually knows C! i mostly just ripped off some code from other sites. what would you suggest for the ending? i don't know how to correct it...

Lol!

Good job. That's funny.

As someone who knows a little C, this is truely sad. end? You never returned power back to main with return. Tsk tsk.

Very funny though, and original _

Flipping hilarious. It's brilliant! Utterly brilliant!

Simply: I love it! Greatly amusing and very good. *salutes*

HAHAHA!

"brush(sideburns);

dream(arresting_VALJEAN);

dream(MONTPARNASSE);

dream(VALJEANMONTPARNASSE);

wake(screaming);"

That was most definately my favorite part. :-D

Most certainly a contrast with your other stories. I liked it though. Very clever. One thought, is there an underlying slash story I am unaware of?:P

louange(auteur)

rire(comme un personne déséquilibrée)

enlever(corps de plancher)

traduire(pour les lecteurs)

praise(author)

laugh(like a lunatic)

remove(body from floor)

translate(for the readers)

Sorry, going off on another one of my random rants. THey frequently switch languages.

This was hilarious. There's a second chapter? Must read.