Ookami- Weee…
Oh yeah…I just realized that the timeline for this story is completely off…
-Chapter 5
Of an up and coming
New plot-
Krad angrily ripped up the flowers; in the back of his mind Satoshi was actually smirking at the angel's discomfort and rather embarrassing episode.
"You!" he cried, pointing an accusing finger at Kurama "Stop interfering between me and my Dark!"
"Who're you calling 'my'?" was Dark's angry reply.
This time Kurama did laugh.
"This isn't funny…"
-YES IT IS! HA HA HA!-
'Shut up Youko.'
-M-my sides! My sides hurt!-
'…'
Technically Youko couldn't feel pain as it was Kurama currently in control of the body but he decided to ignore his other half.
Krad in the meantime had gotten bored of waiting and was launching is attack.
Swooping forwards he grabbed Dark and the two began wrestling while flying insane patterns through the air attempting to strangle each other.
"Just give up and submit yourself to me!"
"I'll never submit to you Krad! Nor to any man!"
Dark sent a swift right hook that caught his opponent on the side of the face and managed to knock Krad a few feet away from him.
"Now if you were a hot sexy little lady I wouldn't mind so much." Dark added as an after thought.
'…'
/What's wrong Daisuke?/
'I think I'm going to be sick from that mental image you've just given me…'
/Krad as a woman? Not a chance, even if he tried to become a transvestite and then seduce me I still have Riku-chan to think of…/
'STOP THINKING OF HARADA-SAN!'
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"Oh where oh where Dark-san is…where oh where is he?" Risa sang softly, not knowing how creepily close the song was to the one a certain blonde psycho had sung in just this week.
"Risa, why'd you drag me all the way out here anyway? We'll get in trouble."
"I need to see Dark-san! I have to let him know that I'm still loyal to him!"
"I have no clue what the heck you're babbling about."
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"Well…I really don't have to do much…"
Kurama had sat down and made himself comfortable on the roof as he watched the two angels having one heck of a bitch fest while pounding each other silly.
Magic lay there, sad and feeling unwanted.
"WELL IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A FREAK I WOULDN'T ADVOID YOU SO MUCH!"
"So what are you saying that if I was ignorant of your affections you'll love me?"
"HELL NO! Even hearing your name makes me want to hurl!"
"Oh! That pierced my heart!"
"You're cold dead one I presume?"
"I have a very useful appendage that isn't cold and dead wanna see?"
"KNOWING YOU IT'S PROBABLY SOMETHING DISGUSTING!"
"You have one too, are you saying yours is disgusting as well?"
"Nope! I'm perfect while yours is probably as twisted and tiny as that lump of meat you call a brain!"
"At least I have one!"
"I do so have a brain! And mine isn't constantly filled with the contents of a yaoi fangirl's wet dreams!"
"So I am a girl!"
"No you're not! And even if you were I bet you'll be flat-chested and fat!"
"Okay now that was just plain mean!"
They soon resorted to pounding each other again while insulting each other's mothers…a very strange thing to do since neither had one.
That was the scene that a certain duo stumbled upon as they proceeded to stare in horror/surprise.
"D-D-Dark-san!"
"Risa? Riku?"
"You're lover is this way Dark!" Krad was angry at being ignored (if only for an instant) and took the chance to grab at Dark's shirt.
"I'M NOT YOUR LOVER!"
Dark kicked Krad as hard as he could and had to flare his wings (or rather Wizu's wings) to keep from falling off a pole they were standing on.
"Um…did we interrupt at a bad time?" Riku asked as she tugged on her sister's arm in an attempt to lead her away from the fighting.
Kurama was watching the two, they hadn't spotted him yet since he was on a roof. It was beginning to get out of hand, he couldn't let his student get hurt. That being his thoughts he sent some vines subtly down to the girls to protect them if something were to happen.
"Well no, not really, but his freak here is keeping me from getting to the museum I'm supposed to rob…"
"You know you love me."
"Like a busted artery."
A shocked look from Krad.
"You like busted arteries?"
"Hell no you sicko!"
"Hey, you're the one that likes busted arteries."
"Um…we'll just leave now…" Risa and Riku slowly edged away.
-Well…this is a strange twist…-
Kurama sighed as he rubbed out a headache.
'This'll be a long, long night…'
Dark bitch-slapped Krad into a building and Krad responding by kicking Dark in an area that most men would never hit since it would be dishonorable (like Krad cares for honor.)
Kurama couldn't help but wince.
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Kurama eventually got bored of watching the two pounding on each other so he sent out some vines to catch the two.
"Excuse me if I'm wrong but didn't we come out here so late at night for a purpose?"
Dark blinked. Krad stared blankly.
Dark- Um…I can't remember…
Krad- You came to confess your love to me right?
Dark glared at the blonde. "Don't start that again."
Kurama resisted the urge to smack the two upside their heads.
"How about this you two, don't interfere with the lives of my students, Hiwatari-san and Niwa-san have enough going on as it is, now the two of you go home!"
Maybe it was because Kurama said this so fiercely, maybe his words actually got through to them…or maybe it was the fact that there was a scary looking cannibalistic plant growing around the demon's arm but both Dark and Krad nodded and flew off home without any further word.
All was quiet, as Kurama stood all alone on the rooftop. And then Youko decided to speak up.
-Death tree? -
'Shut up'
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Daisuke pondered to himself. What these ponderings were is a mystery from his many classmates…although by that annoyed, ashamed and painful look on his face these musings weren't pretty.
'Dark…you…(censored)'
/It wasn't my fault/
'My body still hurts where Krad hit you.'
/That isn't my fault./
'What hurts most is down there.'
/I said I'm sorry all right/
Takeshi looked at his friend weirdly as Daisuke began frowning and banging his head against his desk.
"Um…Daisuke…are you alright?"
Almost immediately Daisuke swung his head up to smile sweetly at his friend. There were sparkles surrounding him as he spoke.
"I'm perfectly alright."
Takeshi was now even more freaked out and avoided Daisuke like the plague for the rest of the day.
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"So there really isn't anything I can do to keep Krad from bothering you or taking over your body?"
Kurama had called Satoshi to his office after school.
"There's nothing you can do this doesn't concern you stay out of my business."
"It is very well my business Hiwatari-san, I am your teacher and it is quite a bother to me that two of my students are trying to kill each other after school at last times in the night."
Satoshi flinched; it wasn't noticeable to normal humans but Kurama caught on nonetheless.
"I'm here to help. Just know that." And with that the older teen allowed the younger to leave.
As Satoshi left he couldn't help but roll his eyes at the fact that his student teacher had put a few Mock Oranges into his pocket.
Orange Mock- Deceit
He pulled them back out a bit angrily and tossed them into a nearby trashcan. He didn't need a flower telling him about what he already knew.
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St. White's day came and a huge mess was started since Daisuke got dumped by Risa again and when Dark took over he found that they'd only switched half-way leaving Dark's mind in control of Daisuke's body.
Kurama found it amusing.
Satoshi was angry and didn't know what to make of the situation.
Dark decided to have fun with his situation and another huge mess was started. Kurama didn't know the exact details but the next day Dark/Daisuke came to school and fell to a high fever.
Kurama asked the teacher for a break and went off to the infirmary to check up on Daisuke/Dark.
Satoshi was already there.
"So…what's wrong with him?" the fox asked quietly.
"He doesn't have much time left…nor do I…" The blue haired boy replied ominously.
Kurama noted that Harada Riku was eavesdropping from outside.
She made a noise and Satoshi glanced around at her with a shocked look.
Kurama took that time to excuse himself and left to ponder about what the last Hikari just said.
(Yes, I do realize that this timeline is screwed since at this time in the manga Krad hasn't appeared yet…well…I'm changing a few things so Nyaa!)
A while later Kurama saw Daisuke again and this time it really was Daisuke. He was running after Riku for some reason and the kitsune didn't feel like going after them. It was obvious they had feelings for each other and he didn't feel like meddling…too much…
More stuff happened after that, including Daisuke being kidnapped for a commercial and Satoshi cross-dressing. The media had a blast with that but many were disappointed that the mysterious Youko hadn't shown up.
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/….oh my freaking god…/
'It'll be alright Dark….hopefully…'
/I can't believe the commander actually dressed up as a woman…/
'Phh…' Daisuke tried to contain a laugh.
/And I almost kissed him…/
Daisuke was still half laughing.
/…Daisuke…/
'Yes Dark?'
/Shut up./
-End Chapter-
Ookami- I'm going to TRY to get the plot in…somehow…dunno how but I'll try…sorry it's so short…