"A Very Freakin' Family Guy Mis-Ed-venture"

Fun and weirdness ensues when the Peach Creek kids mingle with the Griffins! Stewie thinks Rolf is a terrorist, Eddy wants to kidnap Brian, Peter wants to adopt Ed, Double D finds himself smitten with Meg...everyone's life is turned upside down when the two worlds are thrust together to form one hellavu funny mis-ED-venture!

Rated T: For Adult Language and Suggentivness.

Prologue: Crossover

The doorbell echoed throughout the columned hallways of the stately Pewterschmidt mansion. The maid opened the door and welcomed the Griffin family inside.

"Mister Pewterschmidt is es-pecting you in his conference room." She said in her heavy Spanish accent as she ushered the family towards the conference room.

"Geez, Lois, what're we doin' here?" Peter asked, restlessness in his voice.

"I dunno, Petah. Daddy just said he wanted to see us all right away."

"Oh, man...I haven't been this nervous since I went mountain climbing with Quagmire..."

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Cutaway

[Peter struggles to hang on for dear life on the side of what appears to be a snow-covered mountain moistened by the melting ice.]

Quagmire: "C'mon, Peter! It's all you, it's all you!"

Peter: "It's so slippery!"

Quagmire: "Give me your hand!"

Peter: "I'll fall!"

Quagmire: "Just give me your hand, Peter! We'll get through this!"

Peter reluctantly reaches out for Quagmire, who pulls him up to safety.

Quagmire: "There we go, buddy."

Peter: "Aw, gee, thanks, Quagmire!"

The camera pulls back, reveling Peter and Quagmire not on a mountain...but on Kirsty Alley's soap-covered back.

Kirsty Alley: "Hey, I'm not paying you guys to screw around up there! Now get to scrubbin' under those deep folds!"

The family quietly entered the conference room. Carter met them in the entrance.

"Hello, Daddy." Lois hugged him.

"Hello, Lois. Everyone, please make yourselves comfortable on my new super-plush desk chairs."

Everyone ooh'd and ahh'd at the comfortable seats as they settled into them. Peter went to sit down, but Carter's harsh voice stopped him.

"No! Not you! You have to stand!"

Peter groaned and lowered his head. Carter moved about to the front of the table.

"Family and fat-ass, I called you all here today in hopes that you'll do me a little favor."

"What is it, daddy?" Lois inquired, interested.

"I've recently purchased a small neighborhood in a little crap-town called Peach Creek. It's a cul-de-sac, and the property I purchased with it includes a playground, a trailer park, a creek and a construction site. I'm going to destroy it and erect a new summer mansion, because we all know how much I need another giant house. The neighborhood is occupied by some punk-kids. I've taken the liberty of murdering all their parents. Since their parents were never home anyway, none of the kids there are even aware that their parents are all dead."

The family murmured and scratched their necks uncomfortably.

"What...what exactly does this have to do with us?" Brian asked nervously.

"Well, murdering the kids might make me seem too heartless and out of character. So, I'm sending you all to gently persuade them to leave. I have a house all set up for you within the cul-de-sac, and I have a jet ready to take you there."

"Oh, well, that sounds nice." Lois said with a smile. "We could all use a little vacation. But where are all those kids gonna go?"

"Lois, that's what orphanages are for." Carter said in a sympathetic tone. "They'll wander around the streets for a while, but they'll all get picked up eventually."

"Where exactly is this cul-de-sac?" Meg asked.

"That's not important." Carter continued gruffly. "What's important is you coax those punks out as soon as you possibly can. No screwing around. No getting chummy with them. In and out. Got it?"

"So this is...what? A temporary migration?" Peter asked with a shrug.

"No, no..." Carter rubbed his chin. "It's more of a brief crossing-over."

"So, what we're doing here is a...crossover?" Brian tried to clarify.

"Yes, it's a crossover." Carter assured them.

"Well alright then!" Peter said cheerfully. "We're doin' a crossover!"

"Ooh, a crossover!" Lois repeated in a pleasing tone.

"Alright! A crossover!" Chris laughed.

"Crossovers are fun!" Meg agreed.

"As long as it's not one of those dreadfully over-used Simpsons crossovers." Stewie grumbled.

The family got up and Peter draped his arm around Lois's shoulder. "Well, pack up Griffin family, 'cause we're goin' to Peach Creek! Wherever the hell that is..."

A/N: Yeah, we're gonna have fun with this one...reviews are greatly appreciated :) And yes, all cutaways will be in script-format.