I like singing with my best friends, performing for the people who love me, making people laugh, dressing up in costumes and pretending to be people we aren't, eating cheesecake in the car, going shopping when I have no money to spend, driving around Mission Hills for hours on end and pouring my soul out to my best friend, getting lost in the country and stopping to watch the snow fall, running through the forest, laying in a driveway in the middle of nowhere and watching the stars while listening to the cows moo, and dancing like a maniac.

I don't like liars, cheaters, immature people, alcoholics/drug addicts, ignorant people, mean people, milk, crying, losing my friends, being alone, feeling alone when I'm not, missing someone so badly it makes my chest hurt, feeling betrayed, being hurt, asthma attacks, pistachio ice cream, rap music, white people who think they're ghetto, people who pretend to be what they're not, attention hogs, needy people, loners, ice, people who enjoy making fun of others, birds, and cats.

My Fandoms:

Television: The Mighty Boosh, Nathan Barley, House MD, Jonathan Creek, The IT Crowd, ER, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Flight of the Chonchords, Skins, Spaced, and The Riches.

Comedians: Russell Brand, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Matt Berry, Rich Fulcher, Richard Ayoade, Simon Amstell, Stephen Fry, Rowan Atkinson, Bill Bailey, Jimmy Carr, Phill Jupitus, Alan Davies, Catherine Tate, Sarah Silverman, Jo Brand, Rich Hall, Trevor Lock, Kristen Schaal, Dimitri Martin, Eddie Izzard, The Sklar Brothers, Jim Gaffigan, David Mitchell, Matt Lucas, Jemaine Clement, Bret McKenzie, Simon Pegg, Jessica Stevenson, and Jonathan Ross.

Actors: Hugh Laurie, David Tennant, Lisa Edelstein, Tom Baker, Joe Dempsie, Richard Gere, and Minnie Driver.

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Lord of the Rings, Idiocracy, Children of Men, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Bedtime Stories, Airplane!, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Books: My Booky Wook by Russell Brand, Moab is My Washpot by Stephen Fry, The Hot Zone by Richard Preston, Dreamcatcher by Stephen King, The Lord of the Rings Series by J.R.R. Tolkien, The Jeeves and Wooster Series by P.G. Wodehouse, and Children of Men by P.D. James.

You won't find much from me. I generally start something and never finish it. I have a hard time finding time to write everything down. I generally write for Doctor Who and The Mighty Boosh and I love to read more than write so you'll find me all over the place. I'm happy to Beta or help come up with ideas any time. Just drop me a note.

What I've Given Up On: Flatline, One Safe Place, Closer to Fine, and Precious Illusions.

I am thinking about trying to pick Precious Illusions back up but it won't happen until I'm finished with my other projects.

What I'm Working on:

Second Chance - on a bit of a hiatus until I can get back into the Doctor Who spirit. I promise, it won't be 2012 before it's done... well, it might.

Pictures of You - Slow but sure.

If anyone would like to help me out please email me. I'd love to have someone to run my facts by in order to achieve continuity.

Also, PLEASE if you find something in here that you know is wrong. Let me know! I appreciate constructive criticism more than I resent it.

I feel I should also say that I do live in the United States. I do have a fairly firm grasp on the British vernacular - via television, friends, and books - but I can't help putting in some American terms I know and love. It happens to the best of us. Therefore, if I write something in a British set fic that you think doesn't fit, let me know and we'll figure out what it should say.

Ideas? Comments? Questions?
You know where I am.

Email: lanienoir@yahoo.com
MSN: love.rush@hotmail.com
AIM: lanienoir
LiveJournal: - LiveJournal is Friends Only but I would love to make new friends. Just comment on the friends only post and I'll add you.