...wait what is this? my profile you say? I get to type it right? SWEET! okay here goes-
First name: Ashleigh
Height: 5'3.5"
Age: 15 wewt! Im a year older...
Theme song: Peices -RED
Fav band(s): I still like JB but ah, not as much, I love RED, Barlow Girl, etc...
Fav songs: Fight inside-RED, the streak-ray stevens...too many
Dislikes: Haters, posers, and alot more
Fave shows: Rosanne...
Fave movies: Corpse bride...too many more...
Fave actor: Johnny Depp
Fave Actress: Keira Knightly(sp?)

Things to copy and paste:

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you tape a bunch of Jonas Brothers posters to your ceiling and when you're bored, lean back in your computer chair and stare at them, talking...and they surprisingly talk BACK to you..and you talk for hours on end...Crazy is when you watch the Jonas Brothers Burnin' Up Music Video, and randomly scream "With the Nick and the wedgie wetsuit, and the Joe and the mustache, and the Sexy Kung Fu Kevin..." and fall of your bed laughing and your Mom asks what you're doing and you respond "Laughing!" And her response was "Why?!" And you say "KEVIN CAN FLY! JOE CAN'T GROW A MUSTACHE AND NICK IS IN A WEDGIE WETSUIT!!" Crazy is when you're walking through the living room, hear Jonas on the TV and stop mid step, ice cream halfway to your mouth and listen to the 30 second Target Comercial. Crazy is whe you yell at your computer for being a jerk then slap it and it turns off... Crazy is when you drop you phone and it turns off. Then you hold a funeral for it in your bedroom until someone calls you again...and the first thing you say to them is "OH MY GOD! MY PHONE IS A ZOMBIE!" Crazy is when you fight with your friends over which jonas brother's team will win in the disney channel games. Crazy is when you stare at your ceiling for hours on end til you see names in the texture of it then try and find whole sentances in it Crazy is when you keep burning soup on your arm and refuse to stop eating it Crazy is when you stare at some one for long periods of time and they stare back at you weirdly and you start laughing for no apparent reason and they back away slowwwly Crazy is when you try and get your upset friend to laugh just by staring at the top of there head cross eyed til they start giggling uncontrolably. Crazy is when you and your friends skip down a random street arms linked together singing "Were off to see the wizard! the wonderful wizard of oz!" over and over again Crazy is when you sing random songs at the top of your lungs after school lunch and your invisible friends sing allong with you Crazy is when you block out a total conversation staring out a window and when a friend asks you a question , instead of answering you point to a squirrel and scream "SQUIRREL!!" Crazy is when you start breakdancing in the middle of the class for no apparent reason and everyone stares at you like your insane and only ONE PERSON joins you Crazy is when you drink 4 amps in less than 30 minutes and run around the house screaming things like " IM SUPER WOMAN" and flap your arms trying to fly Crazy is when you drink a Jolt and run into walls while your hyper Crazy is when you stay up all night and try to find the hidden Midnight hour Crazy is when you find a stick and try to actually use some hogwarts spells on your enimeys Crazy If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.

'...awkward'-JOE JONAS QUOTE! We say this countless times...just with there is an awkward silance,we someone does something weird,or...just because we want to be random. :D (Abbie says: This is my favorite quote! LOL)

"Does your dog have any girlfriends? Because my dog has like 8 girlfriends!"-Joe Jonas

"...but I'm okay, the guitars not but it wasn't my guitar so I'm okay"-Kevin Jonas

And I definatley DON'T apprciate people tearing them down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalitys are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is longer and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond mad at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people to and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your fucking mouth and talk shit about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!

Joe: Cause he leaned down and said, 'I like them shoes Joe. I'm gonna have to get me some.' So we gotta find a way to sned him a pair of shoes.

Jimmy Kimmel: Well, what shoes were you wearing?

Joe: I was wearing Pink shoes!

Me and mir before going to church camp...really early in the morning...

Me: I want to be a breakfast pizza when I grow up...
Mir:-bursts out laughing- what the frick?!
Me:WHAT?! they are loved and adored by EVERYONE!!
Mir:-straight faced- can I eat you when I grow up?
Me:-shakes head- Im going to be an unedible breakfast pizza
-later while boarding the bus to go to camp-
Me: SEE YOU LATER MOM!! IM OFF TO BECOME A BREAKFAST PIZZA!!

Me fighting with myself on where my poster of Joe should go...

Me:Joe should go here -moves poster up a bit-
Me: No he was fine where he was -moves him back-
Me: But he really needs to be moved!!
Me: WE'RE NOT MOVING JOE!!
Mom: -from downstairs- What are you shouting about?!
Me: Uhh...we were just...moving Joe
Mom: We?
Me: Yes...me ...and uh...me...

Me and a few 7th grade friends riding home on a bus from VB game (totaly random)

Me:-singing Leave the Peices -
Bryanna:-sings with Ash-
Brittany:-Joins in-
The rest of the teams (7th & 8th):-join in-
after the song is over
Me: OH YEA! do not mess with a girl singing! its contaigious!(sp?)
Bryanna&Brittany:-laugh-

Once again riding home on the bus from a VB game

Me:-boards bus- FOUND MY JACKET!!-puts jacket on inside out and upside down and BACKWORDS-
Bryanna: I think you have it on wrong...
Me:-looks down- OH! -takes it off and puts it on backwards but not inside out or upside down- THERE
Bryanna: its still wrong...
Me:-looks at jacket- Nuh uh its supposed to be this way
Bryanna:-shakes head-
Brittany:-laughs-
later, half way home
Me:-lookes down- oh man... my jackets on wrong...-puts it on right-
Bryanna:-slaps forehead-
Brittany:-laughs- Blonde much ash?
Me: No...Im a copper now? see? hair is copper, not blonde...
Brittany:-slaps forehead-
Bryanna:-laughs-

THE 1990's

If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.
I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Keenan and Kel.
-Doug.
-the amanda show.
-all that.
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-fresh prince of bellair
-full house.
-cheers.
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms. mary mack
-doggy doggy diamond step right out!

when kick ball was a daily activity.

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

one word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry's
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.
-Invader Zim

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I'm in BAND so I MUST be a geek

I've never had a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian

I have my own IPOD TV COMPUTER QUEEN SIZED BED and PHONE so I MUST be spoiled

I wear a PURITY RING so I MUST be a stupid RELIGOUS PERSON

I don't have 60 FRIENDS so I MUST not be socialable

I listen to FALL OUT BOY so I MUST be EMO

I hate my GERMAN BAND TEACHER so I MUST be RACIST!

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of.

If you ever fell up the stairs copy and paste this to your profile
If you ever started laughing evily for no reason copy and paste this to your profile
If you ever laughed so hard you peed your pants copy and paste this to your profile
if you are proud to be weird and different from the rest copy this into your profile
if you arent one of those annoying prepy prisses and are proud of it copy this into your profile
If you like to do random stuff at random (like hug people)
If your parents told you that he/she/thing didnt exsist and you cried about it, copy this into your profile and join the club...that happens alot to me...
If you pourd spot remover on your dog and it DISAPPEARED copy this into your profile
If you ran into a pole copy this into your profile and get yourself an ice pack because that had to hurt

1. FIRST NAME: - I dont feel like telling you

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?-...not that I know of...

3.SIBLING NAMES-uhhh...me...and...my bros...

4.WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?- when I watched Bridge to Teribithia...(sp?)

5.DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS-...WTF?!

6.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?-... again I say WTF!?

7.KIDS?-..Do you mean do I have any?then no, not til after im married!

8.IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?- yes I have few friends as it is.

9.DO YOU HAVE A JORNAL?-not really no...

10.DO YOU USE SARCASM ALOT?- NO and Im a chicken!

11.DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?- uhh no havent since I was...3...why would you need to know?

12.WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?-DUH! i love to!!...

13. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?-uhhh dun got one...whats with the tarded Qs?

14.DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?-nope and proud of it!

15.DO YOU THINK YOUR STRONG?-uhhhh no

16.WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?-twist YUM!

17.SHOE SIZE?-...uhhh...I aint telling

18.RED OR PINK?-red I absolutly hate pink!

19.WHAT'S THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?-...what?!

20.WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?- my mom, no she didnt die. she didnt get divorced. I was adopted.

21.DO YOU WANT EVERY ONE TO PUT THIS INTO THERE PROFILE?- What the hell!?

22.WHAT COLOR OF PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?- my faded blue jeans and socks, right now.

23.LAST THING YOU ATE?-...i dunno

24.WHAT ARE YOULISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?- The Jo-Bros! oh you mean song wize? then SOS...jeez pickey.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?- black blue green purple chrome silver and...dot

26.FAVORITE SMELL?-ummm...HOLISTER...thers alot of smells coming from that store...

27.WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?-well it was my best friend of which i will not tell you, she happens to be at her house...in pluto...

28.FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU?- there personality and eyes...and smile...

29 DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?- uhhh I actualy copied it...

30. FAVORITE DRINK- AMPS!!

31.FAVORITE SPORT- volley ball, the only thing im good at.

32.EYE COLOR- saphire blue, seriously that color I looked in the mirrior recently.

33 HAT SIZE- medium and proud!

34 DO YOU WEAR CONTACKS- no i nead glasses but I dont wear them, there only for reading. I do wear them to make my eyes blood red...I freak ppl out when I do that...lol

35 FAVORITE FOOD -too many to choose!

36 SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? -both I torture my self with scary movies but preferr happy endings

37 LAST MOVIE WATCHED IN THE MOVIE THEATER- ...eye twitches... I DUNNO!!

38WATS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING -hats

39 SUMMER OR WINTER- both I love swiming and snowboarding

40 HUGS OR KISSES- both

41 FAVORITE DESSERT- ...uhhh...Id have to say... smoothies...and snow cones!

Me:lol

Beth:hehe I so wanna try that now xD

Me:ditto...now wheres the jell-o

Beth:o-o

the store! =o we must go find JELL-O

Me:QUICK LETS GO STEAL IT!

Me:-runs in store to casheer- QUICK!! WHERES YOUR JELLO?!

Casheer:-points to Jello weird look on his face-

ME:-goes and steals it before coming back- okay found the jello

Beth:o-o Rofl nice xD very smooth

Me:I know

Beth:lolzMe:mines funner then being all spy like and trying to steal it

Beth:oh totally

Me:of coarse... now I want to go all spy like

Beth:no! ninja-like! =o

Me:O.O great idea

Beth:(transforms into a ninja)bwuha!

Me:-turns into a ninja-

Beth:-nails jell-o to a tree with a shuriken-YOSHE!Me:-sneeks in store all ninja like and steals jello- okay Im good -trys to nail Jell-o to a tree- its not working

Beth:T-T -jell-o falls apart-nyuuuuuuu!!

Me:-ends up killing jell-o- NOOOO!! ITS DEAD!! I KILLED IT!!drops to knees IT WAS TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! WHYYYYYY?? IT WAS A HARMLESS PEICE OF JELL-
O

Beth:HOW DARE YOU KILL JELL-O!-stabs jell-o repeatedly- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!!

Me:IT WAS SOOO YOUNG!! WHY DO ALL GOOD DIE YOUNG? WHY !! - oh well eats Jell-o mmm tates good

TADA...okay now Im bored...AND here are my stories! enjoy!

ha!