Yes I am a HUGE guy/guy reader I love it. Mmmm yummy :D.

Yeah I changed my username it used to be iNsIdE tHe DaRk 4 NoW.My name is Jessica but you can call me Jes or Jesi whichever your prefer.I'm a female obviously with a name like Jessica I would hate to be a guy with that name. My age is of no concern of yours.I'm around 5'2" maybe 5'3". Yea I'm short but who cares. I'm a recent high school graduate. I'm bisexual and if you have a problem then you can deal with it and leave me the hell alone. I'm currently working on adding a new story hopefully it's good. I love to read and write. I'm the classic nerd/band geek. I'm often sarcastic so watch out. I pack a punch just ask anybody who's messed with me. I love being retarded and I love my friends who are retarded with me. I'm very random and I often bust out in random dance moments. Ummmm... Happyness and hyperness together does not work for me I always end up bouncing off the walls. Umm I don't know what else to tell you but if you have questions just uh type me or something.

This is for GrandeVanillaSkimLatte because you know what she is just amazing. So I read Midday Lovers in 07 when I was about 13 or 14 I guess. Well I didn't have an account then and never saved the story or got the tittle or anything. I have been searching for this story since then and I just found it as of 07-6-11. I could not get this story out of my mind no matter how hard I tried and I just wanted to read it again. To me that is amazing because it obviously made such an impact on me to make me remember it for so long. For those who like Draco/Hermione I definitely recommend you read it and more of her stories. She also writes Hermione with other people check her out.

"Hey FF does that stand for Final Fantasy?"

"No FF stands for Fanfiction."

"Oh."

"Yes so now I shall call it Final Fantasy instead of fanfiction!"

This is a convo between me and my friend Mandy the Italized writing is me and yes I'm that crazy and random.

Another conversation between me and Manda( me in italics):

"I smirfed your pencil."

"What?"

"You know smirfed like, they smirfed our bridge from the Smirfs and I say it means steal"

Manda just shakes her head and looks at me weird

Later that day

"Yo Manda I smirfed your boyfriend this morning."

"Wait what the hell?!"

"I needed him."

"So does this make you the only girl smirf?"

"Hell no I'm not that much of whore!"

The end

Luis:Nipilopolis Rawr!proceeds to make dinosaur noises

Everyone at the table laughs well all the band people everyone else just looked at us weird

Me: Dude where did you come from?

Luis: Ummm... Nipilopolis will eat you!

Me: Oh no. Damn it Manda I can't go to third block.

Manda: Why?

Me: Cause Nipolopolis will eat me in band class. Oh and beware she might eat you too.

Daniel then grabs Manda (his girlfriend) and hugs her tightly making sure Nipilopolis won't eat her.

Daniel: You are not going to band.

Manda just rolls her eyes

Me: Nipilopolis!! runs away

THE END

This one is between my and my sister we were watching some stupid Carebear movie:

Care bear stare!!

The evil lions fall down and "die"

Me and my sister laughing.

Steph: Carebear stare!!

Me: Oh no I'm hurt!

Later on in the movie

Me: So if they can walk on two feet why the hell did they walk on all four?

Steph: They were trying to be stealthy.

Me: Stealthy my ass they got caught.

Steph: Ummm... they like being on all fours.

Which then causes us to start laughing again at her accidental innuendo.

The end

So my Lit teacher told us to do an example of dialogue and this is what I did:

Mandy: Let there be LIGHT!

Ciara:Yes let there be light and evil cookies hiding in the darkness.

This was one of my backups

Me: Beware the evil cookies hidding in the darkness!

Ciara: Really there's evil cookies in the darkness SWEET!! runs to them

~ lots of noises and screams later~

Ciara: AHHHHHH!! They're licking me woe that's weird.

Me: Congrats you are now their leader.

Ciara: Awesomeness!!

And here was my other version

Me: Beware the evil cookies in the darkness!

Ciara: MWHAHAHAHAHA!! They shall rule you all!!

Me: Don't be silly Ciara all you have to do is eat them.

Ciara: Aw man there goes my plan of world domination. Oh well I guess my next choice is the squirrels. runs of in search of squirrels

And this was my friends

Lyanna: And God said, let there be light!

Myanna: Heck NO! Myanna says let there be darkness!

See me and my friends are crazy;D.