HELL YEAH! TAKE THAT BITCH! :smacks Peter: I remembered that little poem from Identity all by myself...:proud:...Sorry, it just popped into my head and seeing as it's 2:13am I'd say that it's relatively normal...
So suckafish, if your here that means you've clicked on a link to get here. Which might mean that you reviewed one of my stories, and if so it means I am deeply and madly in love with you! :kisses:
SoooOooOoOoOooOo...:silence:
:walks over to the water cooler:

"Bob, how's the kids and wife?"
"Great Andy, tell Martha thanks for that delicous apple pie."
"Will do Bob, will do."

Maybe you love me too? Well if you love me you would give me lots o' reviews! :swims in review pile:
Well...I'll host another Profile Party soon..AS SOON AS YOU KISS ME WITH YOUR REVIEWS!
^_^ - melissa

MUCH LATER*
YES! I got like 200 something reviews so I will throw the next...PROFILE PAR-TAY! :muzak wafts through the party hall:...
Um sorry, no muzak allowed :guns down speakers:..Cause tonight we have a diva on stage ladies and gents!
:Sirius waddles out in a tight pink dress:

YEAH SIRI, ROCK ONN!! :moshes to the moving rendition of Mary Had A Little Lamb:

:mingles with the insolent commoners...:AHEM: I mean people who haven't reviewed me yet...:COUGHlosersCOUGH:

So here's how we work profiles here at MELSIRI and CO...You write a kick ass story, I give you a v.i.p pass. You review any one of my stories you get an automatic pass (cause I'm a review whore my friends, yes sir those were my virtual std's you've got now). Be incredibly witty and funny and fuck it all, I'll give you a million passes ( bring some friends, a van load of naked nuns, whatver you feel my brothas and sistas). Leave a long ass review that is NOT the same word dragged out for twenty paragrpahs and you get a pass for life...SO SIMPLE!...:cackles:...:coughbutIgettolegallyownyoursoulcough:

...ANYWAYS, :glances at Sirius and does complicated hand gesture:
..It appears we have the VIP room ready, so all those who have the goods, get going!

:INSIDE VIP ROOM:

There's the karioke ( you must madatorily sing one song with Sirius), the mini-bar (Rum and Whiskey served only...because Pirates drink it and I like pirates...too much maybe),the nude Marauder strip tease ( James and Remus do the full monty ladies and gents!), and of course (as always) THE CHOCOLATE ROOM!
Each vip-er (eheheheh like a snake :cracks up:)gets 20 minutes in the chocalate room that had entire villages made out of chocolate...even choclate people you can eat if you're a sick fuck ( and face it, most of us are)!

So enjoy, enjoy! AND GUESS WHAT?!! THE PARTY DON'T STOP TIL THE BOOZE AND CHOCOLATE DIE OUT! So, in the immortal words of Sirius last night when we were drunk and dressed as Pink Pirates (oh you'll find out what those are soon..:shamless plug:)..."WHY ARE FANFICCERS SO DAMN UPTIGHT? :vomit:"...Wait, that was a bad qoute to go out on...Umm Merry Meet, Bleesed Be, and go get sloshed!