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since: 09-10-08, id: 1690164, Profile Updated: 04-24-10
country: USA
Author has written 21 stories for Misc. Books, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Twilight, Titanic, Public Enemies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Alice, 2009, Vampire Diaries, and Harry Potter.

Oh My Hatter!

Hey there guys! I'm Kristina and this is my fanfiction profile, though that is something you may have already guessed. I'm just a tad bit obsessive and some of my obsessions include The Dark Knight, mainly Joker, Johnny Depp, yum, and Alice in Wonderland, But thats mainly because of that steemy Hatter! I write alot, and i tend to not finish what i start, though i have finished my story, What Doesnt Kill You, and my sequel to that is on a temporary hiatis. I'm also MORE that determined to finish my Alice story, and i've even been thinking of beginning a Hatter/OC story but that is still all up in me brain. Anyway, i'm pretty crazy and a fun time so my stories often reflect that. Thanks to everyone that has ever read my stories and continues to(:

Here are a few photo's of how i picture my character to be in my stories. Enjoy (:

King Nathaniel- A World Of Dreams
http://mahathileo.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/heath_ledger.jpg

Delaney- Darling Dear,
http://www.thisisdiversity.com/js/js_tid/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/images/user_/Vanessa_Paradis/vanessa_paradis.gif

Delaney- Heart of the Ocean
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5044/oiiiiipg1.jpg

Trey- What Doesn't Kill You and She Had The World
http://images.buddytv.com/usrimages/usr100040129/100040129_0f09c48b-6039-42b0-b83a-b561e053a4c3-ian-boone.jpg

Annabelle- WDKY and She Had The World
http://www.reddirtkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bar-refaeli.jpg

Hannah.
http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/carpenter-4.jpg

Jayden.
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj98/Liberty-Jenn/charmed/Alyssa_Milano_117.jpg

Here are a few of my favorite things...

Shows

Alice!,Gossip Girl, Greys Anatomy, Bones, TruBlood, Heroes, Ghost Whisperer, Buffy, Ghost Hunters!! Vampire Diaries.

MOVIES

Titanic, The Dark Knight, Public Enemies, Blow, Transformers, TWILIGHT!!,Pirates of the Carribean 1,2, and 3, Sweeney Todd, Harry Potter,National Treasure 1 and 2, ( anything with Johnny Depp or Heath Ledger), Scary Movies in General, Alice in Wonderland:)

If u have any suggestions for movies or tv shows tell me

Anyway here are some things im like legit in love with: Andrew-Lee Potts as the Hatter, Twilight, Titanic, Heath Ledger ( R.I.P.), John Dillinger, Bank Robbers, Criminals, Leonardo Dicaprio, Johnny Depp, Cheez-its, the Joker, Scary Movies, Obama ( not really love i just think this guy is the shit), Tara, Chuck Bass aka Ed Westwick, McDreamy, and um Total Psychos.

Now for some things i hate: Renesmee, Cal Hockley, Drug overdoses, The Feds, magicians, George Bush, Addison, granola bars, getting up before 10am., school, posers, child abusers, and annoying sisters.

"Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted." - John Lennon

" da dum da da dum, and really bad eggs. Drink up me hearties yo ho." - Jack Sparrow

"Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos." - The Joker

" We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world. You know that!" - Jack Dawson

" Before you, my life was like a moonless night." - Edwards Cullen

" One thing about being on top of the world, it gives you a long, long way to fall." Gossip Girl

" Meeting you was fate. Becoming your friend was choice. But falling in love with you was destiny." - Unknown

"The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow." - Bob Marley

"We have the power to make this the best generation of mankind in the history of the world - or to make it the last." - John F. Kennedy

"I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it. " - Johnny Depp

SONG OF THE WEEK!

Keep your hands to yourself,
These lips belong to someone else.
And you know that you, will never get on it.
Keep your lies to yourself,
cos' every lie, you heard from someone else,
And you know that you will never get with it.
Well I sussed you good.
oh You knew I would.

oh haven't you heard?
you're just a mark on my shirt.
Another night and another girl?
Well I taste so good,
But you knew I would.

So who's keeping score,
On who is a whore?
With you by my side
That look in your eye
I hope you dont.

Go home and wash your jeans,
cos' there's dirt on the knees,
Your jealously doesn't sit with me.
You love, I love you too,
Below the waist I'll start charging you,
Cause that's just how the players play the game.
oh My winning streak, is missing.

So who's keeping score,
On who is a whore?
With you by my side
That look in your eye
I hope you dont.

So who's keeping score,
On who is a whore?
With you by my side,
That look in your eye,
I hope you dont.

you whore.

Save it for the bedroom. (20x)

We'll save it for the,
Save it for the bedroom
Oh I'll save it for the,
Save it for the bedroom

- Save it for the bedroom, You Me at Six(:

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1. Strawberry Fields Forever reviews
It must all be a dream, for where else could she breathe when she was drowning? Draco/OC as well as all other rightful pairings. Lies, lust, and betrayal; it's gonna be one hell of a year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-14-11 - Draco M.
2. Fireflies at Midnight » reviews
When he's got one hand on your heart, and the other on the trigger, which would you rather he pulled? Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-9-11 - Published: 5-1-11 - Joker
3. All Good Things » reviews
He may have been dirt, but she was the one who rolled in it. Jack/OC R&R;
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-21-11 - Published: 4-11-10 - Jack S.
4. Wicked Schemes » reviews
Don't burn your bridges, unless you're ready to fall. Damon/OC R&R;
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-15-11 - Published: 11-15-10 - Damon S.
5. Abject Saccharine » reviews
You get the best seat in the house for Armageddon. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-11-11 - Published: 2-27-11 - Joker
6. Blissful Ignorance reviews
He didn't care to look over the edge to the mayhem below. He wouldn't have found solace in the flashing red and blue lights that signified he had won. Because truly, he hadn't.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-2-11 - Joker
7. A World Of Dreams » reviews
Wonderland was once again safe, and Alice was free to go home. But what if Hatter never followed her back? And when The Red Queen said she wasn't playing with a full deck, she meant it. R&R.;
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 12-12-09 - Hatter
8. She Had The World » reviews
She started out as a spark that lit a match into a world of chaos. Only this time, He wasn't the one who was smiling. Joker/OC Sequel to What Doesn't Kill You. R&R;!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,313 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 7-9-10 - Published: 9-15-09 - Joker & Bruce W./Batman
9. Miserable At Best » reviews
She was broken, hanging on by a thread, and he was the one who pulled at them. She didn't want him, she didn't ask for him, but the Joker didnt care. He wanted her, and that's all that mattered. Joker/OC Slightly Dark R&R;
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,128 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 6-15-09 - Joker
10. The Heart of the Ocean » reviews
She threw a line out to sea, to see if she could catch a dream. Instead, she caught a fairytale. But will it end happily ever after? Jack/OC R&R;
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 9-9-09 - Jack S.
11. What Doesn't Kill You » reviews
Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. Let the chaos ensue. That's the Joker's Philosophy, Knives, Bombs, and Manipulaton. And when a lovely little firecracker is thrown into the mix, you know sparks are gonna fly. Joker/OC R&R;!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,216 - Reviews: 171 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Joker - Complete
12. Twinkling Sapphires reviews
Everyone has a chance at a future, but not every future has a chance.
Public Enemies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-30-09 - John Dillinger & Billie F.
13. Darling Dear, Get A Grip » reviews
She was young, beautful, and naive. The perfect mind to corrupt. And knowing the Joker, he couldn't resist. Joker/OC R&R;
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,362 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 6-28-09 - Joker
14. Slow Dance With A Stranger » reviews
Edward Left, Tragic. And now Bella's Floating down a sea of Sadness and Self Loathing when a suprising Mystery man pulls her from the foreboding waters. Only he may not be as magical as he seems. And when an old friend shows up, chaos is sure to ensue.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 7-30-09 - Bella & Edward
15. A Song That We Can Dance To » reviews
They say its darkest just before the dawn. But when that dawn is coming, no one knows. The only thing anyone is sure of, is the pain of heartbreak. The pain the darkness brings. The pain she has to put on one of them. Bella/Jasper R&R;!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-29-09 - Published: 7-24-09 - Bella & Jasper
16. False Hope reviews
She knows that he could never love her, so she settles for pretend.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-09 - Joker
17. Distant Heartache » reviews
He was Public Enemy number one, and she was the girl who fell for him. J/B R&R;!
Public Enemies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-18-09 - Published: 7-14-09 - Billie F. & John Dillinger
18. Once Upon a Game of Chaos » reviews
The Cullens have moved to Gotham City, just in time for the Jokers Break out from Arkham. Whats Gonna happen? Who knows, the Joker doesnt make plans. Sometimes the truth is just a lie, and sometimes forever just runs out of time... Joker/Bella. R&R;!
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 7-11-09 - Published: 2-3-09 - Joker & Bella
19. Unable to Stay, Unwilling to Leave » reviews
Fairytales are ideal, perfect, but only in theory. They cloud your mind and impare your judgement. And once you let your guard down, its almost impossible to raise it back up. After all, give a girl an inch and she'll kill a mile. Bella/Edward R&R;!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-20-09 - Published: 3-11-09 - Edward & Bella
20. Destined to Die, Oh the Irony reviews
The water was excrutiatingly cold, plain and simple. And he was destined to die, he knew it. Deep down, she knew it too. But in his final moments, what was he thinkng? Love? Hate? Regret? Guilt? One- shot on Jack's fnal thoughts. Please R&R;!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-25-09 - Rose D. & Jack D.
21. The truth about lies » reviews
Liz is excited for her Senior year. things couldnt get any better until a mysterious oy comes to town and strats changing her. but is it for the best?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-22-08 - Published: 11-13-08
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