apathetic-obsessivehide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Picture of Dorian Gray, and Finder Series. BETA - blood.of.a.phoenix, (retired 2009) I guess I'd say I'm really lazy and pretty much stress-free. I like slash and my fics will probably be based on that, but het and femme-slash are good too - not picky over gender, just the pairings. I started reading manga in mid-2006, fanfic near the end of 2008 and started writing at the beginning of 2009. All my current posts are from mid-2009 onwards. Status Currently on a semi-hiatus, will write if I can. Deleted several fics that I have lost interest in or don't have time for (may upload if I do manage to finish them). |
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Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Like Ninja Fighters by Jelp reviews
There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Privacy Has No Scent by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Kiba has a sharp nose, so when Naruto's and Sasuke's relationship takes a turn. Kiba practically has a front row seat. Oh, how Naruto can blush! T for language, and suggestive humor. SasuNaru. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Disadvantaged Children by thetwistedtruth reviews
Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,222 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
English by Nintendo DS reviews
Akaya takes an English pop quiz!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Kirihara A. - Complete
Ten Years by Yuki Scorpio reviews
Ten years later, Sanada discovered the meaning of the lonely rabbit.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sanada G., Yukimura S. - Complete
Song of the Bamboo Forest by Yuki Scorpio reviews
Meet Rikkai, one of the largest and the most powerful yakuza syndicates in Japan. AU.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Sanada G., Yukimura S. - Complete
Growing Up Yakuza by BlackJack7 reviews
Our past experiences shape our identity, or so some say. It's this statement which I try to explore as I show bits and pieces of Kumiko's childhood as she deals with the regular trials of growing up with a yakuza twist.
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,329 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007
Hitomebore by bjont reviews
World-famous pop idol Atobe Keigo has everything he's ever needed. But when Sanada Genichiroh, a stoic, strict, and traditional high school tennis star stumbles into the picture, Atobe finds that his perfect life has never been more completely incomplete.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,245 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Atobe K., Sanada G. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Stuck in the Between by michelerene reviews
Naruto spun in a circle and tried desperately to understand where he was. What if the difference between life and death, heaven and hell, and this life and the next, rested on the shoulders of a person he’d never met. At least not this time. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 112 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Commiseration Night by Kantayra reviews
Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shot? by soapz reviews
Here is my complete fic that lunareaper has started to post for me here. It will take some time for me to finish it, so I thought the least I can do for now is post the rest of the story. Hope you'll enjoy.Thanks luna for doing this for me, I appreciate i
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,081 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 94 - Published: 6/20/2008
Let's Dance! by Feyren reviews
Akaya's mother has forced him to sign up for dance lessons. Did you know that the other regulars can dance too? And Niou is the most talented of them all.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Kirihara A., Rikkaidai - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 4,643 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Challenges by Xiana Asuka reviews
Everyone has challenges in their lives. For Shishido Ryou, his greatest challenge was getting Ootori Choutarou to realize that he was in love with him. It hadn't worked the first 117 times. Why should it work now? !Silver Pair!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Shishido R., Otori C. - Complete
Prince of Cheerleading by Gwynhafra reviews
The Seigaku, Fudoumine and Hyotei players had, thanks to a certain oresama, found themselves dragged into a competition which has nothing to do with tennis and more to do with pompoms instead. Which school will emerge victorious?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007 - E. Ryoma - Complete
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nostalgia by Respicefinem08 reviews
When Akihito suspects that Asami just might have lost interest, he flees to Europe, unwilling to gamble for the truth. But thousands of miles away...can he really let go?
Finder Series - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,910 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Complete
Nightmare Central by nlblake reviews
A series of drabbles regarding the chibi versions of our favourite shinobi and their unfortunate victims.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,938 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Letters to the Editor by SerenNoir reviews
What if the cast of Naruto got ahold of Masashi Kishimoto's email? What are their real thoughts on the show? A place to vent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ice Breaker by FallingMarshmallows reviews
A new year has begun, and Atobe and Sanada are both keeping a journal. When a strange event forces them to interact, one of them suspects foul play from none other than Yukimura. [A Tango Pair collab fic by FallingSilver and ToastedMarshmallow.]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 166,954 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sanada G., Atobe K. - Complete
Where the hell's MY flashback! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
The members of Team 7 meet for the first time after almost three years. You'd think that after all this time, a girl would finally get a little respect. Poor Sakura, it's another NaruSasu yaoi fic. Rated 'M' for lemony naughtiness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 237 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tenipuri Phone Messages by yukuro reviews
The Regulars of the boys' tennis club decided to get cell phones to keep in contact with each other. With cell phones, come personal recordings and messages... Fuji likes his recording, and to see Tezuka suffer.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,600 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/7/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Complete
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Valentine’s Day reviews
In which, sex is not the focus.
Finder Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
Summer Lovin' reviews
Steaming hot and Naruto wouldn’t have had it any other way. Well maybe he would, but this was the closest he’d gotten so far. writer's block
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rapunzel reviews
In Sasuke’s fairytale, he could be anyone but the prince.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Aftercare reviews
Because Asami really is too soft on Akihito
Finder Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
True Beauty reviews
Basil loved Dorian when he was pure, but perhaps even more so when he was stained. Dedicated to blood.of.a.phoenix
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Basil H., Dorian G.
Blood Lust reviews
Because there are things a lover just can’t provide...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not so Vanilla Ice reviews
I have a boyfriend, Uchiha Sasuke, who was so cold and frigid we used to joke about the ice prick lodged up his arse. Too bad it was only in his dreams.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty Syndrome reviews
While awake, Naruto and Sasuke are barely able to see each other, but Sasuke doesn’t mind. A sleeping Naruto is too cute to resist. Somnophilia.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Asexual reviews
‘Joined at the hip, the two lovers could finally become one.’ But not all couples need sex to unify their relationships.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Eat Me reviews
‘You’re so hot I could eat you up’ is used so sparingly, but how many people actually mean it? Experimenting with SM and light Vore. Be warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Legacy reviews
Even as his student, Naruto was never meant to carry Jiraiya’s legacy...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Catching Up reviews
Naruto's not the only thing catching up with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Snow White reviews
There is no life without love. yet strangely, there is love without life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete