cathedral carverhide bio
 Author has written 48 stories for Bones, Harry Potter, and Sherlock. "Anyone can express himself, or herself, but what writers and poets want to do in their work, more than simply express themselves, is communicate, yes?" Raymond Carver "I stared hard at the shot of the cathedral on the TV. How could I even begin to describe it? But say my life depended on it." Cathedral Write the story that you most desperately want to read. X As I sometimes get requests, and often take a horribly long time to reply, PLEASE feel free to translate/podfic/illustrate any of my works. I'm always terrifically flattered, and there's no need to ask for permission. Thank you! |
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Swoon reviews
Sherlock keeps fainting. There are approximately five different reasons why this might be happening. Possibly six. Written for the Holmestice 2015 Summer Exchange.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
After-wise reviews
My names is John Hamish Watson and I am 74 years old and I must wear clean pants every day. No exceptions. [Written for the December 2014 Holmestice]
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Block out the sirens of this lonely world reviews
We're all mad here. Written for the Holmestice 2014 June Fanworks Exchange.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,881 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Winter Walk reviews
Time is the longest distance between two places. Written for the 2013 December Holmestice Fanworks Exchange.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
And all my pirates share the grave reviews
Where shall we adventure, to-day that we're afloat,/Wary of the weather and steering by a star? Written for the June 2013 Holmestice.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Where We Search For Snow reviews
Making it up as they go along. Written for the 2012 SSHG Gift Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
We Like Mike reviews
We really, really do. Written for the Holmestice 2012 December Fest.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That Time of Year reviews
It was that time of year, again, when anything could happen, and probably would. Written for the 2012 Snapecase.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
As It Happens reviews
Of all ghosts, the ghosts of our old loves are the worst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Alternate Endings reviews
When you're the writer, you're in bloody charge for once. Aren't you?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dreamers and Addicts and Lost Souls reviews
Talk into my bullet hole, tell me I'm fine. Written for the December 2011 round of Sherlockmas.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Redivivus reviews
There are so many different ways to die. Written for the 2011 Holmestice December Fest.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Third Christmas reviews
Once upon a time, he used to love holidays.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Goddess of Never Being Broken reviews
The body never lies. The mind, however, is another matter. Written for the 2011 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,358 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Good Old Days reviews
How did it get so late so soon?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Have Found What You Are Like reviews
Sometimes, these days, they don't know where they are, or how they even got here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Many Wounds reviews
Lines and circles and 10,000 taste buds.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
An Hour Badly Spent reviews
The existence of forgetting has never been proved: We only know that some things don't come to mind when we want them.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Favourite Four Letter F Words reviews
John isn't the most eloquent of men.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
No catapult to all night kisses reviews
I'm jealous of your cigarette.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Beneath His Skin reviews
Five times Sherlock managed to stay off drugs and one time he gave in to his addictions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Water is another matter reviews
He thinks it's in trouble, his poor heart. Written for the 2011 Summer of Sherlock Sherlockmas.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Death of Me reviews
I was enjoying myself immensely until I died.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Little Forks and Merrythoughts reviews
This is how it always goes. Mostly. Written for the 2011 Holmestice.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Northern Sky in Winter reviews
When it is darkest, men see the stars. Written for the 2011 Snapecase.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lake Effect Snow reviews
Wait for me. Just a few more years. Written for the 2010 Mini Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Horribly Happy reviews
True love never dies. Neither, apparently, does Hermione. Written for the 2010 HP Darkfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Beguiled reviews
I knew she'd see it my way. Eventually. Written for the 2010 Interhouse Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Here Is the Deepest Secret Nobody Knows reviews
I carry your heart. I carry it in my heart. Written for the 2010 Dark Flowers Fall Mini-Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Some Bind of Wonderful reviews
Can I get a witness? Written for the 2010 HP SSC Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When I Cursed the Teacher reviews
The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers, you know. Written for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Have You Seen My Ghost? reviews
You can't kill something that's already dead. Written for the 2010 Severus Sighs Grand Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
When Sleeping Feels Like Dying reviews
Of infatuation, insomnia and the lost ones. A companion to I Am Not A Goldfish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
13 Ways of Looking at a Thestral reviews
A man and a woman and a Thestral are one. Written for the 2010 Snuna Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Piss Tank reviews
Sometimes a storm comes on quickly, and when it's over, everything has changed. Written for the LE/SS 2010 Fic Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I've Just Seen A Face reviews
Falling, yes I am falling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bad Days Are Going Around reviews
Finding your way there, and back again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Caretaker's Lament reviews
The snow was just right tonight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Argus F., Firenze - Complete
I Am Not A Goldfish reviews
Of impertinence, insomnia and the loneliest ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It's Elemental, My Dear Snape reviews
Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Pay attention – there’s a test later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,642 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Flowers reviews
She was decorated with red roses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
There's A Good Girl reviews
See? Over there: The one weeping into her pumpkin juice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You reviews
Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Needs a Hug? reviews
Snape does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Toil & Trouble reviews
Truthfully, he’d always rather regretted the teeth comment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Theory of Everything reviews
In which Bones explains, well, everything.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Not A Love Story reviews
He isn’t in love with her. Not at all. Nope.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete